Dodging Bullets

[JanglinJamie]

At my age theres certain words you don't call someone and tell them.


Today a girl I fooled around with called me out of the blue after disappearing for 2 months. She plays friendly for a little bit. About 2 minutes into the conversation she says "So... I'm going to be a Mommy!" I go silent, like one of those cell phone commercials. Now this girl was extremely permiscuis(sp) and I'd always had a good time with her. CledusFD3S and I have had some fun around her. So when she said to me that she was gonna be a "mommy" it didn't scare me, BUT WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT! I mean WTF, you tryin' to raise a fella's blood pressure?

So, this being an example of one of my finer choices in women she will be giving birth to the baby of a 28 yr old Bartender from some club she hit up. She told this guy about her pregnancy and he hasn't talked to her since, I know its synical but I laughed after I got off the phone with her at that part.


I thought I'd share this with everyone because it made me feel pretty lucky that it wasn't my love child.

[Outrun]

pics of this chick or no care.

[289Notch]

silly fella, you are supposed to buttfvch whores.

[JanglinJamie]

pics of this chick or no care.

that makes me feel stupid for not ever video taping or snapping shots of said intimacy. My bad.

[Mili M]

I bet you just froze in your spot when she told you that lol

[SmithEvo]

Just remember. Always have one more pull than push.

[NOTNSS]

Reminds me of a prank I pulled on a certain TCS member a few weeks ago. Poor guy thought some girl was going to meet him at BDubs to talk about him possibly being the father of her unborn child

[SVT5LITER]

It wasn't me

Just remember. Always have one more pull than push.

Good motto