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A masked man breaks into a bank with a loaded shotgun and yells at everyone to get on the floor. Keep in mind this is not a regular bank, it is a sperm bank. Next the man walks over to the manager of the bank and tells her to open the safe or he will blow her head off. Confused, the woman explains to the man that they have no money, it is only a sperm bank. The guy gets extremely angry with her and holds the gun to her head, and yells at her to open the safe. Scared for her life, the woman opens the safe. The man tells her to take a vile of sperm out and drink it. She objects at first, but then realizes her life is in danger so she drinks the sperm. The man then yells "get another one and drink it!". The woman is in no position to object so she drinks that one too. Next, the man takes off his mask. The woman is very surprised to see that her husband is the man with the gun. The first words out of his mouth are "now is it that fucking difficult!?!"
A masked man breaks into a bank with a loaded shotgun and yells at everyone to get on the floor. Keep in mind this is not a regular bank, it is a sperm bank. Next the man walks over to the manager of the bank and tells her to open the safe or he will blow her head off. Confused, the woman explains to the man that they have no money, it is only a sperm bank. The guy gets extremely angry with her and holds the gun to her head, and yells at her to open the safe. Scared for her life, the woman opens the safe. The man tells her to take a vile of sperm out and drink it. She objects at first, but then realizes her life is in danger so she drinks the sperm. The man then yells "get another one and drink it!". The woman is in no position to object so she drinks that one too. Next, the man takes off his mask. The woman is very surprised to see that her husband is the man with the gun. The first words out of his mouth are "now is it that fucking difficult!?!"
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