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  • OffShore
    yes it floats
    • Nov 2005
    • 9995

    C&^ksuckermutherf@#ker!

    So I trying to get home before the rain and going a little fast and a friggin cop pulls me over for doing 67 mph in what I thought was a 65 and he informed me it was 55. I tryed to expain to him that I was comming home from a car show in St Paul and trying to beat the weather. I got lucky and just got a warning!

    But wait, it doesnt end there, I drive a little farther and deside to do some "special bottle" testing and hit it in 1st and BAM and a flash back of Bir when I had a back fire and blew up my air cleaner! Mind u the one I have on the engine is 250 buck and I m like damn I just blew up another one! The flame goes out right away and the car stays running so Im like fuck it, ill drive it home! Get home and go to to the trunk first to turn off my bottle and heater (which was at 136 deg), thats a nother empty bottle that was full 1/2hr before that. So when I approach my air cleaner to my suprise, it was fine! It backfired threw the thing!

    I guess I dodged a few bullits tonight

    also, nice driving door to door w ya mr rx7

    Rant over
    Last edited by OffShore; 09-30-2007, 02:58 AM.
    11.0 w 550 whp > 11.0 w 1100 whp VW

  • waterbug1999
    Got Beer?
    • Aug 2005
    • 3554

    #2
    You lucky didnt find me tonight!! I would have taken ya down. Oops, nevermind, you a cop magnet! j/k

    Sorry to hear about your bad luck bro.

    1999 Trans Am
    10.71@126.9 / stock shortblock

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    • OffShore
      yes it floats
      • Nov 2005
      • 9995

      #3
      Originally posted by waterbug1999 View Post
      You lucky didnt find me tonight!! I would have taken ya down. Oops, nevermind, you a cop magnet! j/k

      Sorry to hear about your bad luck bro.

      Im just started drinking
      11.0 w 550 whp > 11.0 w 1100 whp VW

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      • waterbug1999
        Got Beer?
        • Aug 2005
        • 3554

        #4
        Originally posted by fotoboy View Post
        Im just started drinking

        BIG LOL.. I am off call now and gettin tanked!!

        Just jammin out to Metallica and watchin the 65"!

        1999 Trans Am
        10.71@126.9 / stock shortblock

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        • Drunko McMoppo
          Bloody Bill Brownlow
          • Aug 2003
          • 50752

          #5
          Haha, coming from a car show? More like a tresspass convention.
          1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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          • waterbug1999
            Got Beer?
            • Aug 2005
            • 3554

            #6
            Originally posted by LTDpower View Post
            Haha, coming from a car show? More like a tresspass convention.
            That would have been funny if he would have pulled that out instead of the Ins. paper.

            1999 Trans Am
            10.71@126.9 / stock shortblock

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            • OffShore
              yes it floats
              • Nov 2005
              • 9995

              #7
              Originally posted by LTDpower View Post
              Haha, coming from a car show? More like a tresspass convention.


              Hey!.........damn, i have nothing to say.
              11.0 w 550 whp > 11.0 w 1100 whp VW

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              • waterbug1999
                Got Beer?
                • Aug 2005
                • 3554

                #8
                Originally posted by fotoboy View Post
                Hey!.........damn, i have nothing to say.
                You mean had nothing to say to the cop?

                Just tell him you were kickin some mustang booty!

                1999 Trans Am
                10.71@126.9 / stock shortblock

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                • Gipper
                  George W. Randolph
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 5228

                  #9
                  Originally posted by fotoboy View Post
                  So I trying to get home before the rain and going a little fast and a friggin cop pulls me over for doing 67 mph in what I thought was a 65 and he informed me it was 55. I tryed to expain to him that I was comming home from a car show in St Paul and trying to beat the weather. I got lucky and just got a warning!

                  But wait, it doesnt end there, I drive a little farther and deside to do some "special bottle" testing and hit it in 1st and BAM and a flash back of Bir when I had a back fire and blew up my air cleaner! Mind u the one I have on the engine is 250 buck and I m like damn I just blew up another one! The flame goes out right away and the car stays running so Im like fuck it, ill drive it home! Get home and go to to the trunk first to turn off my bottle and heater (which was at 136 deg), thats a nother empty bottle that was full 1/2hr before that. So when I approach my air cleaner to my suprise, it was fine! It backfired threw the thing!

                  I guess I dodged a few bullits tonight

                  also, nice driving door to door w ya mr rx7

                  Rant over
                  Well, you did mention getting another ticket in the other thread earlier tonight....

                  Originally posted by fotoboy View Post
                  Winking pig for alot of standing around waiting for another ticket here I come!

                  Seriously though.... Glad you just got a warning and no serious damage to the air cleaner or the car itself.

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                  • OffShore
                    yes it floats
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 9995

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Idontknow View Post
                    Well, you did mention getting another ticket in the other thread earlier tonight....




                    Seriously though.... Glad you just got a warning and no serious damage to the air cleaner or the car itself.

                    Haha, funny
                    11.0 w 550 whp > 11.0 w 1100 whp VW

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                    • Drunko McMoppo
                      Bloody Bill Brownlow
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 50752

                      #11
                      You should have told the cop to go find some real criminals and stop wasting your time with Mickey Mouse bullshit.

                      That usually works.
                      1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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                      • SVT5LITER
                        Admin
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 44035

                        #12
                        Originally posted by LTDpower View Post
                        You should have told the cop to go find some real criminals and stop wasting your time with Mickey Mouse bullshit.

                        That usually works.
                        It usually commands respect of the person pulled over, that's for sure.
                        F/S: '94 Cobra, Rio Red/Saddle, 34.5K Orig Miles, Light Mods, 20yr Owner.

                        WTB: Imperial Blue TBSS

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                        • Drunko McMoppo
                          Bloody Bill Brownlow
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 50752

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SVT-5LITER View Post
                          It usually commands respect of the person pulled over, that's for sure.
                          puking is also good to do.

                          Never let the cop think he's in control, pigs love that.
                          1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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                          • rx7v8
                            cobra slayer
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 807

                            #14
                            Originally posted by fotoboy View Post
                            So I trying to get home before the rain and going a little fast and a friggin cop pulls me over for doing 67 mph in what I thought was a 65 and he informed me it was 55. I tryed to expain to him that I was comming home from a car show in St Paul and trying to beat the weather. I got lucky and just got a warning!

                            But wait, it doesnt end there, I drive a little farther and deside to do some "special bottle" testing and hit it in 1st and BAM and a flash back of Bir when I had a back fire and blew up my air cleaner! Mind u the one I have on the engine is 250 buck and I m like damn I just blew up another one! The flame goes out right away and the car stays running so Im like fuck it, ill drive it home! Get home and go to to the trunk first to turn off my bottle and heater (which was at 136 deg), thats a nother empty bottle that was full 1/2hr before that. So when I approach my air cleaner to my suprise, it was fine! It backfired threw the thing!

                            I guess I dodged a few bullits tonight

                            also, nice driving door to door w ya mr rx7

                            Rant over


                            Ya that was kick ass but i think i had a fender on you.
                            9.68@137

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                            • OffShore
                              yes it floats
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 9995

                              #15
                              Originally posted by rx7v8 View Post

                              Ya that was kick ass but i think i had a fender on you.
                              I ran out of gear and no you did not have a fender on me.
                              11.0 w 550 whp > 11.0 w 1100 whp VW

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