Pepper Spray

[Drunko McMoppo]

FYI patronizing a convenience store is now a crime. It is punishable by pepper spray to the face and most likely a beating of epic proportions courtesy of Minneapolis Police. When the police approach you to inform you of your violation you need not raise your voice, they're already shaking the can and ready to spray.

[MadMatt]

Throw feces at them and run

[Akromix]

that cop bitch needs to change her fucking tampon. christ

[MadMatt]

ah, another outstanding cop who doesnt see all citizens as criminals who havent done anything wrong yet

[Drunko McMoppo]

that cop bitch needs to change her fucking tampon. christ

I heard she makes her own. She glues cotton balls to a chopstick.

[CAMSS30]

So I left just in time i'd guess?

[2 beer]

So I left just in time i'd guess?

no shit

[Drunko McMoppo]

So I left just in time i'd guess?

No your crabs would have protected you.

[BigMatt]

Sounds like some one was having a good night and a fun hater destroyed it

[CAMSS30]

No your crabs would have protected you.

You're the one scratching down there all night.

[Drunko McMoppo]

You're the one scratching down there all night.

Its part of the migration process.

[sc0tty8]

Oh snapple!

[ACRucrazy]

@ everything about this thread.

[Shadowgray03]

Its all part of Representative Lesch's master plan to "Prevent" people from getting hurt.

[Scotty07]

FYI patronizing a convenience store is now a crime. It is punishable by pepper spray to the face and most likely a beating of epic proportions courtesy of Minneapolis Police. When the police approach you to inform you of your violation you need not raise your voice, they're already shaking the can and ready to spray.

At least it wasn't the party size fogger