Dammit

[MadMatt]

Well, I just broke up a fight between my cats and got bit deep in the calve. Cleatus (house bully) and Piglet (runt) were fighting. Usually Piglet runs off and hisses but this time she sent Cleat's fur flying. She then turned on me when I tried to separate them. My leg is wrapped with an old shirt and was bleeding bad. I cannot believe Piglet bit me that hard. She sank three teeth deep into my lower calve.

[orange88]

cut that stupid fuckin cats head off

[RegalX]

cut that stupid fuckin cats head off

yup kill them both, cats are worthless and all should be shot

[worduphomefry]

this thread needs pictars

[MadMatt]

You guys are haters

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pics or ban

[351capri]

You should get put some Hydrogen peroxide on that or something, one person told me that thier dad got bit between the thumb and index finger by a cat once, and cause thier mouths are so dirty, it swelled up bigtime.

[MadMatt]

You should get put some Hydrogen peroxide on that or something, one person told me that thier dad got bit between the thumb and index finger by a cat once, and cause thier mouths are so dirty, it swelled up bigtime.

I did. I squeezed the hell out of my calve as if bitten by a Copperhead. Then ghetto tied a peroxide soaked shirt on it.

[351capri]

I did. I squeezed the hell out of my calve as if bitten by a Copperhead. Then ghetto tied a peroxide soaked shirt on it.

Thats good, i would hate to see you get gang green in it.

[Stormwalker]

Obviously your cats don't fear you enough, you don't get the respek.t

I would strike fear into their hearts, and next time they fight and keep you up or disturb you in any way, a swift clap of the hands and they will go running for cover, to avoid a severe beating.

Or just get a pit bull to keep them in line.

[MadMatt]

The bastards dont fear me at all. I dont think Ill have an infection. It doesnt look nearly as bad as it did

[USAlx50]

Been taking care of cat problems for years.

[MadMatt]

I'd like to make you a special chocolate shake for your thoughtful remark

[289Notch]

you can drop them off at my house and never worry about them again. Then you can have that CD. Sounds like ur lucky day.

[MadMatt]

I forgave the pig right after she removed her fangs.

Whats wrong with you people?