well im sold....

[Exjay]

i want what he is smoking......craigslist!!!

[mustang cobra93]

Nice brake dust!!!!


Maybe clean the car before u take pics

[5O4U2NV]

that was the best add i've seen yet.

[slo5ohh]

"Oh yeah, and if you're wondering about my personal honesty, let me just say that I'm a teacher who works with at-risk kids. And when's the last time you ever heard about a teacher doing something shady? Probably never, I'm guessing."

NEVER!!!!! lolz

[Exjay]

"Oh yeah, and if you're wondering about my personal honesty, let me just say that I'm a teacher who works with at-risk kids. And when's the last time you ever heard about a teacher doing something shady? Probably never, I'm guessing."

NEVER!!!!! lolz

[mustang cobra93]

[slo5ohh]

x2

[Stormwalker]

Just in case the ad goes away at some point, I'll post it up. It's pretty damn funny.

1994 Pontiac Grand Am AND a candy bar! - $600
Reply to: sale-347520914@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-08, 6:49AM CDT


"Sleek, roomy, reliable." --Car & Auto (1994)

"A first-rate automobile, comfortable both on the highway or in town" --Car & Driver (1994)

"Jesus Christ, would you just sell this car already? We got bills to pay. Besides, it looks like it drove through a lake of turds" --my girlfriend (last night)

Okay, I'll be honest. I'm not excited about selling this car. It holds a lot of memories for me. But as I was playing computer games on my new laptop last night, listening to my girlfriend make arrangements for us to move into a larger apartment, it occurred to me that I might need to simplify my life. I briefly thought about selling a kidney, but then I figured that might complicate things instead. Blood? You gotta be kidding me--do you realize how they get the blood to come out? And let's just say that all my other fluids are government listed hazardous materials.

But, if you buy my car, you get more than just wheels with 150,000 miles of memories--a lot more:

1) Free kitty litter! (It's carefully secured between some cushions in the backseat)

2) A 5th wheel at no charge! (It's been expertly deflated and stowed in the trunk for safe-keeping)

3) Keys! (One fits into the ignition, and the other fits into BOTH the door and trunk! Seriously!)

4) Owner's Manual (Read all about the glory days of the 1994 Pontiac GrandAm)

5) Tire Iron (Good for self-defense or changing tires)*

6) Hidden Treasure! (Who knows what could be under seats or in cushions! I can't honestly say that I've had this car in my personal possession for the last 13 years. Anyone could have snuck into it during the night and hidden gold, broaches, or cameos. I think I remember reading an article that said drug dealers are always sneaking into other people's cars and hiding drugs in their interior panels. Whatever you find inside the car is yours to keep. I DID find a quarter while briefly cleaning it this morning, but I put it back right away, I promise)

7) Last, but not least, if I can find a buyer today, I will toss in AT NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE, a candy bar of your choosing. Whatever kind you want! (Candy bars are limited to Milky Way, Twix, and Baby Ruth)**

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* Tire Iron will not be provided until the transaction is complete. When I have the money and am safely behind a locked door, I will provide clues as to the tire iron's whereabouts.

** Candy bars are limited to the bite-size variety. And I lied about the Twix.


This car is needs new brakes, but then again, who doesn't? And I'm not going to bother washing it unless you want to help. But seriously, for $600 it's a great car for people who know how to re-brake a car or just want a present for their ex-wives. It's teal, but then again, who isn't these days? It's a 2-door, unless you count the trunk, which is kind of a door. The motor for the driver-side power window doesn't work, but that's probably for the best.
EDIT: I just found a couple drops of liquid under the car. The nice man who just took a look at my car said it could be tranny fluid. I think he was probably trying to talk down my price, though. Seriously, I find it hard to believe a tranny would waste their morning hiding under my car, and even more unlikely that they'd leave incriminating fluids behind. However, just to be safe, I'm tying a dog to the bumper.
I'm hoping to sell this car today, so send those replies in a hurry! I'll add a picture as soon as I can.

Oh yeah, and if you're wondering about my personal honesty, let me just say that I'm a teacher who works with at-risk kids. And when's the last time you ever heard about a teacher doing something shady? Probably never, I'm guessing.

[SFC]

Just goes to show you have to have a sense of humor to work with the fucked up kids he probably sees on a daily basis.

[oriosmit]

The ad alone almost makes me wanna buy it! I mean treasure!!!

[CAMSS30]

Nice brake dust!!!!


Maybe clean the car before u take pics

It's a grand am.

[SmithEvo]

Thats a great ad.

[mustang cobra93]

It's a grand am.

Smoke a bowl,OK






If ya need help J/K

[Fernanernie]

Maybe he should seel it to that crackhead bitch that needs a cheap car on a payment plan