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Newer Domestic Sports Coupe -- You are a cocky prick. No way an upstart Import driver's getting by you even if you have to run him off the road. Your car can do no wrong. It's faster than anything on the road even if it isn't.
Newer Domestic Sedan/minivan -- you care a little about what you drive, but not much. You bought the first car you test-drove. Your car is an appliance.
Newer Domestic SUV/pickup -- You are in debt up to your eyeballs to afford your 50 ft land yacht with 45" superswampers, a DVD, and 10 sets of lights. You are the same person that would've bought an Olds Toronado in 1978. You think you are trendy, but the fact is you are as lame as a sedan buyer.
Older Unkept Domestic -- You are white trash.
Older Well-kept Domestic -- You are an enthusiast of the "good-old days" and not just with cars. Modern cars are better and faster pretty much across the board but you are blind to this fact. You do not own a cell phone, DVD player, or computer.
Newer Import Sedan/SUV/minivan -- You couldn't care less about what you drive. You let Consumer Reports tell you what you like. You are boring.
Newer Import Sports Coupe -- You are richer than your Domestic counterpart. You are a "connosieur of technology". You look down your nose at all Domestic cars and pretty much everyone else. You are an asshole.
Old Unkept Import -- You are involved in college in some way, going there or teaching there.
Older Well-kept Import -- You are a very weird.
Newer Domestic Sedan/minivan -- you care a little about what you drive, but not much. You bought the first car you test-drove. Your car is an appliance.
Newer Domestic SUV/pickup -- You are in debt up to your eyeballs to afford your 50 ft land yacht with 45" superswampers, a DVD, and 10 sets of lights. You are the same person that would've bought an Olds Toronado in 1978. You think you are trendy, but the fact is you are as lame as a sedan buyer.
Older Unkept Domestic -- You are white trash.
Older Well-kept Domestic -- You are an enthusiast of the "good-old days" and not just with cars. Modern cars are better and faster pretty much across the board but you are blind to this fact. You do not own a cell phone, DVD player, or computer.
Newer Import Sedan/SUV/minivan -- You couldn't care less about what you drive. You let Consumer Reports tell you what you like. You are boring.
Newer Import Sports Coupe -- You are richer than your Domestic counterpart. You are a "connosieur of technology". You look down your nose at all Domestic cars and pretty much everyone else. You are an asshole.
Old Unkept Import -- You are involved in college in some way, going there or teaching there.
Older Well-kept Import -- You are a very weird.
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:outofhere
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