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  • GoldenPlump
    TCS Homer
    • Jan 2004
    • 6863

    Death to the stick!!!!

    Check out the standard features on the latest automotive delicacy. Electronic engine controls? Check. Variable valve timing? Check. Throttle by wire? Anti-lock brakes? Speed-variable power steering? Electronic stability system? All-wheel drive? HID headlights? Air bags, front and side? Check, check and double check. Archaic system of transferring engine power to the wheels requiring the use of 2 feet, 3 pedals, both hands, visual, aural and fine motor coordination to operate the car…



    DIE STICK DIE!!!!
  • loads
    Slow red ford mafia member
    • May 2006
    • 1962

    #2
    Originally posted by GoldenPlump View Post
    http://www.thetruthaboutcarsmyass.com

    How come a doorknob like me can shift while talking on the cell phone and eating a subway?


    :geeza: -Member of WCR Inc.



    Originally posted by Nifty
    Can you please refrain from using logic? You're going to start making liberals cry.

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    • Fernanernie
      Hot slut aficionado
      • Dec 2003
      • 50750

      #3
      I can drive a stick, and crotch a beer, not spilling a drop. What is so hard about it? Sugar tits.
      Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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      • fuzzy moonunit
        TCS Homer
        • Oct 2002
        • 4860

        #4
        link no workie

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        • CCr
          The penis has spoken.
          • Jun 2005
          • 10966

          #5
          it was an interesting read.
          Originally posted by xjfish
          Cool story bro. I prefer fat chicks.
          I'd be unstoppable if it weren't for law enforcement and physics.
          Raquel Petrowski 4/13/78-4/19/10

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          • Jersey
            Notnss is my bitch
            • Jun 2006
            • 4398

            #6
            No automatic bs for me!

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            • RegalX
              Model A Mafia
              • Oct 2005
              • 3154

              #7
              GM doesn't offer manual transmissions in any of their trucks anymore, not even W/T's

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              • Chris-Supra
                Buicks > You
                • Mar 2005
                • 1992

                #8
                wow.... I feel like 10 orders of magnitude more retarded after reading that fuckstick's article.
                2005 Subaru WRX STi

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                • Sleeper
                  Reasonable volume.
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 14888

                  #9
                  the person who wrote that must have been made fun of for trying to drive a manual and screwing it up

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                  • Outrun
                    Answer The Call
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 20755

                    #10
                    With my stiff clutch in my mustang, I can smoke a cigarette, shift my car, talk on my phone with a big gulp between my legs because I have no facking cup holder....and still drive better than all women.

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                    • CCr
                      The penis has spoken.
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 10966

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Outrun View Post
                      and still drive better than all women.
                      :ohsnap:
                      Originally posted by xjfish
                      Cool story bro. I prefer fat chicks.
                      I'd be unstoppable if it weren't for law enforcement and physics.
                      Raquel Petrowski 4/13/78-4/19/10

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                      • 95.0mark
                        MN is falling apart
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 21173

                        #12
                        It is because drivers suck!!!!!! I can not stand drivers today, god they suck at driving.

                        I can drive my manual fine, its second nature wtf lol, I think you are actually more alert driving a manual because you are always doing something, unlike an auto you just sit back and do nothing.

                        I kept reaching for a stick on the floor on my caddy the first day I got it lol.

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                        • titanium
                          Hi friend
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 4639

                          #13
                          If I drive auto's its not uncommon for me to mash the break pedal with my left foot thinking there should be a 3rd.

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                          • Southern
                            Brougham
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 34553

                            #14
                            I dont own a manual transmission, even my riding mower is hydrostatic drive.
                            ./ ____ _ _\.
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                            \o_FORD_o/
                            |__|.....|__|

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                            • Jersey
                              Notnss is my bitch
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 4398

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Outrun View Post
                              and still drive better than all women.
                              Good thing I already know your a lunatic or I might have taken offense to that.

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