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  • Zinc
    yipyipyipyipyip
    • Feb 2003
    • 17324

    I was duped.

    I swing into the gas station this morn to pay for my gas and pick up a beverage from the coffie trough. I see what appears to be a fine young ass out of the corner of my eye. I turn to confirm the hotness, and she is turned around so all I see is her back, which looked vrrrry nice at the time. Just then she turns around and what do I see? A 60-65 year old lady
    Pure as the driven snow.
  • 351capri
    64 fairlane someday
    • Apr 2003
    • 14584

    #2
    did she catch you staring at her at all?

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    • ScotWithOne_t
      OMGfast. Always.
      • Jan 2005
      • 5849

      #3
      At least it wasn't a guy....hate it when that happens.
      http://scotspage.blogspot.com/

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      • The Russinator
        TCS Homer
        • Apr 2003
        • 5648

        #4
        niiiiice tap that ass

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        • 2 beer
          Insurance guy
          • Jul 2004
          • 21868

          #5
          I'd ask if she wants to go knock boots
          Servicing your Auto, Home, Life, Commercial and Collector & Race Car Insurance needs
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          • MisterCMK
            Montgomery C. Meigs
            • Dec 2004
            • 13910

            #6
            Originally posted by ScotWithOne_t View Post
            At least it wasn't a guy....hate it when that happens.
            LOOK HERE:
            Originally posted by Pony5.0
            but hey we have broken up 2 times in the past week and she keeps crawling back to me and she told me she would never crawl back to a guy and i am the only one. she tells me she loves me and everything!

            Originally posted by Nick
            You ever make 150k per year? LOL, j/k we all know you're way too dumb to achieve this.

            Bag my groceries Clint. I want paper.

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            • Jersey
              Notnss is my bitch
              • Jun 2006
              • 4398

              #7
              That was me.....come on I don't look that old do I?

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              • Hotstang
                Ya Trick Ya
                • Jan 2006
                • 4196

                #8
                nothin wrong with a hott old lady... sugar mama?

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                • HopAlong
                  ??Handcuffs??
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 7184

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zinc View Post
                  I swing into the gas station this morn to pay for my gas and pick up a beverage from the coffie trough. I see what appears to be a fine young ass out of the corner of my eye. I turn to confirm the hotness, and she is turned around so all I see is her back, which looked vrrrry nice at the time. Just then she turns around and what do I see? A 60-65 year old lady
                  Should of taken a pic.

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                  • NOTNSS
                    x
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 42731

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jersey View Post
                    That was me.....come on I don't look that old do I?

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                    • HAULNSS
                      Northstar Detail Supply
                      • May 2003
                      • 11526

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ScotWithOne_t View Post
                      At least it wasn't a guy....hate it when that happens.
                      I was in line at Davanni's one day when a coworker nudged me and pointed to front of the line and said "Nice, huh". I looked at him in puzzled disbelief and replied "What?"

                      Just then the guy in tight jeans and long blonde hair turned around.



                      My coworker wanted to run outside and hide under the car! I made sure that he never lived that one down.

                      Randy
                      1995 Impala SS / T56 equipped ~ 1995 Firehawk convertible ~ 1964 Riviera ~ 2015 Silverado crew LTZ 6.2L ~ 2017 Silverado 3500HD High Country ~ 1950 Chrysler Windsor

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                      • Outrun
                        Answer The Call
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 20755

                        #12
                        At least it was not a mam. Like when my co-workers were looking at some chicks myspace account and I strolled by and said DAMN, look at that shit. One of the guys said, uh, that used to be a man. Awwwwwww, Fuck pwn.t

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                        • 2 beer
                          Insurance guy
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 21868

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jersey View Post
                          That was me.....come on I don't look that old do I?
                          proof?
                          Servicing your Auto, Home, Life, Commercial and Collector & Race Car Insurance needs
                          952-229-5130

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                          • Zinc
                            yipyipyipyipyip
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 17324

                            #14
                            Originally posted by 2 beer View Post
                            proof?
                            I'll need pics to compare.
                            Pure as the driven snow.

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                            • Jersey
                              Notnss is my bitch
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 4398

                              #15
                              There's been enough of my ass on here already!

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