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  • ejholmgren
    TCS Homer
    • Oct 2004
    • 1852

    #31
    Originally posted by titanium View Post
    Provide the spot next time and tea bag him.



    Then let go.
    so he can bite your sack off?
    smoke gray cat mafia (Barn cat)

    R.I.P. 1/4 mile cat. You died doing what you loved best ... running in front of cars going 120mph.

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    • MadMatt
      _________________
      • Jan 2004
      • 13317

      #32
      Originally posted by ejholmgren View Post
      so he can bite your sack off?
      maybe just a growling game of tug of war like a German Shepard or something

      I went drifting through the capitols of tin
      where men cant walk or freely talk
      and sons turn their fathers in

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      • tim
        TCS Homer
        • Nov 2005
        • 15463

        #33
        Originally posted by HerrKooled View Post
        does he try to pull people over for speeding with the strobe?

        if so i would probably find satisfaction in speeding by him so he would chase me so i could simply outrun him everytime.





        i'm mean i know

        No, I try to respect him as much as possible. Afterall, he does have the ability to fine me if I break the rules on the property.

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        • X32 lARO
          Your Wisdom Is Profound.
          • Oct 2004
          • 2868

          #34
          Originally posted by MadMatt5oh View Post
          maybe just a growling game of tug of war like a German Shepard or something
          Ouch!!
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          • 93 RAT
            TCS Regular
            • Apr 2006
            • 163

            #35
            I like it when I come up on these wads on the freeway with the old police car's thinking they are JONNY LAW and no one will pass them,lights in the rear window,push bumper,mesh between front and back seat and of corse the antenna's strung accross the trunk and roof,drop a couple gears and then giver the WOOD and that seems to get traffic flowing past them once again.

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            • Billy Swift
              TCS Regular
              • May 2006
              • 107

              #36
              I agree with f7rat on this one. The whole crown vic and maurder thing is kinda gaaaaaaayyyyyy

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              • HerrKooled
                TCS Homer
                • Nov 2005
                • 12060

                #37
                Originally posted by tim View Post
                No, I try to respect him as much as possible. Afterall, he does have the ability to fine me if I break the rules on the property.
                Agreed in your case.

                If i lived at the estate then yes i wouldn't want a bad rep with somone that could fine me. Although if i was just passing through and saw somthing like that, game on.
                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpyB6AC9ak

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                • darkdan
                  got tint?
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 2203

                  #38
                  Impersonators are lame.
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                  • sc0tty8
                    Raised by wolves
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 4134

                    #39
                    Originally posted by MadMatt5oh View Post
                    So, at the gym today (once again not minding my own business) I notice a guy that owns a decomishmished Vic with the tinted windows, the rubber mesh for the "canine unit" and cage, the push bar and the cars stance.

                    Lets make one thing straight I was curious about the car and how he liked it.
                    Every question I ask he seems to answer ambiguisly as if yes " I am the law" but is clueless on some questions. He gave me alot of half assed answers.. He bops around like a rental cop at MOA. THe dude seems to think the 2000 vic with 150k is worth 6900( he says he's selling it on Ebay) without removing his "high performance package"..... ORLY????? And what does that consist of? He said scanner, cage, strobes, etc.

                    So is this you duty car? Yes> ORLY? They let you drive it all over? Does the police dept not care if you sell this car? Is it fully your property?




                    What a dumbass wannabe police officer.. He crumbled under my simple questions and think most are below his lower intellegence...


                    Yep. We walked away from each other amicably. I dont plan on speaking to him again.
                    Did his plates read "dread"?
                    No sig for you.

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                    • velmort
                      TCS n00b
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 30

                      #40
                      Originally posted by MadMatt5oh View Post
                      So, at the gym today (once again not minding my own business) I notice a guy that owns a decomishmished Vic with the tinted windows, the rubber mesh for the "canine unit" and cage, the push bar and the cars stance.

                      Lets make one thing straight I was curious about the car and how he liked it.
                      Every question I ask he seems to answer ambiguisly as if yes " I am the law" but is clueless on some questions. He gave me alot of half assed answers.. He bops around like a rental cop at MOA. THe dude seems to think the 2000 vic with 150k is worth 6900( he says he's selling it on Ebay) without removing his "high performance package"..... ORLY????? And what does that consist of? He said scanner, cage, strobes, etc.

                      So is this you duty car? Yes> ORLY? They let you drive it all over? Does the police dept not care if you sell this car? Is it fully your property?




                      What a dumbass wannabe police officer.. He crumbled under my simple questions and think most are below his lower intellegence...


                      Yep. We walked away from each other amicably. I dont plan on speaking to him again.
                      Did you say a decomishmished Vic with the tinted windows, the rubber mesh for the "canine unit" and cage, the push bars and the cars stance... Great car indeed but I hate guys like that, acting as if they know everything... Next time you saw him on the high way try showing him whose the king of the road or if he is walking try the hit and run thing... Guys like that doesn't deserve to live in this world...


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                      • Akromix
                        oat goat
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 23163

                        #41
                        Originally posted by velmort View Post
                        Did you say a decomishmished Vic with the tinted windows, the rubber mesh for the "canine unit" and cage, the push bars and the cars stance... Great car indeed but I hate guys like that, acting as if they know everything... Next time you saw him on the high way try showing him whose the king of the road or if he is walking try the hit and run thing... Guys like that doesn't deserve to live in this world...
                        Ban this guy punch...he's been spamming for a long time.
                        god damned tinypic.

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                        • SmithEvo
                          Poppin' VTAK yo!
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 25468

                          #42
                          Originally posted by Akromix View Post
                          Ban this guy punch...he's been spamming for a long time.
                          Agreed. Or we can have a good old fashioned fag drag. Your choice.
                          Not at the table, Carlos.

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                          • Scotty07
                            Meh
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 19655

                            #43
                            Originally posted by 2 beer View Post
                            I dont like the Mall security guards due to the Holier then thou attitude. And I have never been in trouble once at the mall. They are just pricks.
                            This one time, at MOA camp, I was lying there on one of those nice benchs in the common area trying to catch some zzzzzzz's. MOA SWAT came by and moved me along. How rude.
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                            • USAlx50
                              shoot em in the face
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 4201

                              #44
                              So I hope when I get back in the GYM in plymouth matt doesn't come on here with a story about me.

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                              • MadMatt
                                _________________
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 13317

                                #45
                                Originally posted by USAlx50 View Post
                                So I hope when I get back in the GYM in plymouth matt doesn't come on here with a story about me.
                                I doubt I'll give two shits.

                                I went drifting through the capitols of tin
                                where men cant walk or freely talk
                                and sons turn their fathers in

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