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  • I was fast
    addicted to the spray
    • Feb 2006
    • 3679

    just a joke

    i thought this was pretty funny

    A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts.

    Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies."

    She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs!

    One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies."

    A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?"

    "Why, yes I am. How did you know?"

    He leaned closer, winked and whispered, " Hickory dickory dock..."
    "queen bee of the power tour mafia"

    team Y.P.R. :3gears:

    Originally posted by orange88
    i have your tool in my hand
  • I was fast
    addicted to the spray
    • Feb 2006
    • 3679

    #2
    A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

    Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"

    The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

    The old woman then asks, "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?

    The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

    She asks, " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"
    "queen bee of the power tour mafia"

    team Y.P.R. :3gears:

    Originally posted by orange88
    i have your tool in my hand

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    • orange88
      Big Turbo F yeah!
      • Aug 2005
      • 17865

      #3
      Bighley Auto Body
      www.bighleyautobody.com
      mike@bighleyautobody.com
      Dukes race shop
      Norm's Tire Sales
      Transport Graphics
      Aarons Precision Machine

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      • 2 beer
        Insurance guy
        • Jul 2004
        • 21868

        #4
        thats fucked up
        Servicing your Auto, Home, Life, Commercial and Collector & Race Car Insurance needs
        952-229-5130

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        • 1moretoy
          EAT SLEEP FISH
          • May 2005
          • 27018

          #5
          What the hell

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          • I was fast
            addicted to the spray
            • Feb 2006
            • 3679

            #6
            what??? i think there funny!!
            "queen bee of the power tour mafia"

            team Y.P.R. :3gears:

            Originally posted by orange88
            i have your tool in my hand

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            • 2000 roush
              Damn it
              • Jul 2005
              • 7216

              #7
              lol
              slower than a dead snail


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              • blaster834
                tube ok.
                • Aug 2004
                • 466

                #8
                lawlz!
                drifter/drafter
                Bryce

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                • Outrun
                  Answer The Call
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 20755

                  #9
                  the dido one is funny. because it's true

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