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No toilet paper.
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped
in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however was
wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin
them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After
the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day
one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and
innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting
to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's
nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to
her butt that said.....
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped
in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however was
wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin
them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After
the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day
one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and
innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting
to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's
nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to
her butt that said.....
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."
thats great.
whatever gay one!!
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