In honor of the Britney / K-Fed divorce...

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  • punch
    I'm back, what did I miss?
    Admin
    • Oct 2002
    • 23979

    In honor of the Britney / K-Fed divorce...

    I present to you K-Fed's finest work.

    America's Most Hated by Kevin Federline off his new cd:



    Kevin Federline - (talking) Waitress, can I have another drink please? I'd like to formally introduce my self

    Im the talk of the town
    Thats the reason why they stare
    4 karats in my ear
    If you look see a glare
    Im - one of a kind
    With a wonderful rhyme
    Im skatin off in a 'rari
    You'll get left behind
    My raps fully automatic like an AR
    Droppin - nothin but heat me an JR
    Im livin life in the fast lane
    Then the cash came
    Fire wont quit, still burnin like a gas flame
    They watch me
    So i duck and roll
    Middle fingers still up sayin fuck the globe
    And my dawgs still down
    We dont trust them hoes
    I live life like a King
    I was extra stoned
    Kevin Federline -
    I come tight with every rhyme
    I built a kingdom down the street from pepperdine
    This marijuana got me heavily sedated
    Im Kevin Federline
    America's most hated (what!)

    (talking) Aww yea baby - JR mane, JR you there mane? Hey man, why dont you pass me that bottle over there guy

    Im on the frontline
    Dodgin cameras like the one time
    Cant even chill in this california sunshine
    But its okay, i got somethin for ya
    Im handin out ass kickins like diplomas
    Who the first to get it?
    Ya know K Feds wit it
    All that shit rappers talk about, I already did it
    Im committed - to the game
    The fames why I hustle
    Lyrical exercise, workin every muscle on the double
    Chief and commanda
    Hand ya
    Ass to ya in a basket wrapped in plastic
    Im looney
    All these model chicks wanna do me
    Tabloids tried to screw me
    Magazines try to kill me
    But im nasty
    Too fuckin slick and sly
    So high
    I could prolly drop a shit and fly
    You gonna need a big army
    If you comin for me
    K. Federline - I hit like tsunamis

    (talking) whoo - yea baby, that shit is fire right there, you know what im talkin about? Lets get drunk to this one damn it. hoo, one more jack and coke bitch

    Im bigga than you
    Im sicka than you
    Im here now
    So they not gon pay attention to you
    They listen to dude
    I sizzle the booth
    Im livin the truth
    You fuckas talk shit
    Couldnt fit my shoes
    I got my blue yankee fitted on
    Watch to match
    Little boys we can get it on
    Watch your back
    I got my name spreadin faster than crack
    And thats just a fact
    Sucked in Americas hate and now im passin it back
    Uh
    Who told this bastard that he cant rap
    I got 50 mill.
    I can do whatever I want
    I dont need a deal
    I can do whatever I want
    I just keep it real
    I can say whatever I want
    Dont buy my shit
    I bet your girl ridin to it
    With her hair in the wind
    And her mind on the new kid
    The most anticipated
    But still underated
    Kevin Federline - Americas Most Hated (what!)

    (talking) Ah - thank you baby. I got a tip for you after this too girl, we all gonna go swimmin with women...dont forget your swim suit.
    About Me :: Yes, I'm on twitter.
  • prostang92
    keeper of the lost toys
    • Nov 2002
    • 4479

    #2
    THEY ARE GETTING A DIVORCE??
    WWW.RACECARREVOLUTION.COM
    WWW.TRANSPORT-GRAPHICS.COM

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    • SwtNsxy95
      Its just an Exhaust leak......
      • Jun 2003
      • 6440

      #3
      WHAT?!!!! OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


















      Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
      R.I.P Robert Smith 10-1-06
      "S&S"
      Prez - Team Y.P.R

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      • punch
        I'm back, what did I miss?
        Admin
        • Oct 2002
        • 23979

        #4
        www.cnn.com headline!
        About Me :: Yes, I'm on twitter.

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        • NOTNSS
          x
          • Mar 2004
          • 42731

          #5
          Originally posted by prostang92 View Post
          THEY ARE GETTING A DIVORCE??
          Britney cited irreconcilable differences

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          • KrisR
            KNT-SHO
            • Dec 2002
            • 12736

            #6
            I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

            Kid Rock should kick his ass.

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            • sport the war
              لا أحد يعلم ما يقول هذا لكنها
              • Dec 2004
              • 17482

              #7
              maybe he has more common sense then to let a baby ride on an airbag.

              Originally posted by CAMSS30
              I have my hand on the pulse of CL users after 7-8 years of dealing with them daily.

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              • gixxer
                TCS Regular
                • Aug 2004
                • 1243

                #8
                If anyone so much as downloads any of his songs for free i will track you down and murder you with a spoon.

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                • Stormwalker
                  ggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggg
                  Moderator
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 21617

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nick
                  The choice is easy.

                  Taxwalker.

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                  • T BONE
                    UNCLE BEARD
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 11494

                    #10
                    Some one please murder him.
                    Originally posted by kineda(R.I.P.)
                    i dont know, if he dropped the doors and rolled out a vette with an m90 i think i'd give him a fucking trophy.

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                    • Mili M
                      TCS Homer
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 4985

                      #11
                      Originally posted by gixxer View Post
                      If anyone so much as downloads any of his songs for free i will track you down and murder you with a spoon.
                      I bought his album
















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                      • Hotstang
                        Ya Trick Ya
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 4196

                        #12
                        I for one am happy they are splitting. Maybe she will get away from the white trash look and get sexy again. Woot!
                        Last edited by Hotstang; 11-07-2006, 06:05 PM.

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                        • NOTNSS
                          x
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 42731

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Hotstang View Post
                          I for one am happy they are splitting. Maybe she will get away from the white trash look and get sexy again. Woot!
                          Who woulda thought 5 years ago that Britney would be the trashy one and Christina Aguilera would be the classy one

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                          • SDK
                            #1McMoppoFan
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 12342

                            #14
                            I only have one thing to say

                            Would the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up

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                            • Darkness
                              Iron chef of pounding vaj
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 7595

                              #15
                              Originally posted by NOTNSS View Post
                              Who woulda thought 5 years ago that Britney would be the trashy one and Christina Aguilera would be the classy one

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