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  • CCr
    The penis has spoken.
    • Jun 2005
    • 10966

    Staple yourself?

    My boss just stapled himself, I wish I had a camera because that was just funny, He enjoyed it! I got stapled in high school. But he did it on purpose!
    Originally posted by xjfish
    Cool story bro. I prefer fat chicks.
    I'd be unstoppable if it weren't for law enforcement and physics.
    Raquel Petrowski 4/13/78-4/19/10
  • Outrun
    Answer The Call
    • Aug 2003
    • 20755

    #2
    I think YouNeverSawMeHere is posting under CCR.

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    • CCr
      The penis has spoken.
      • Jun 2005
      • 10966

      #3
      Maybe?!?
      Originally posted by xjfish
      Cool story bro. I prefer fat chicks.
      I'd be unstoppable if it weren't for law enforcement and physics.
      Raquel Petrowski 4/13/78-4/19/10

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      • Jersey
        Notnss is my bitch
        • Jun 2006
        • 4398

        #4
        What part did he staple?

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        • mnstang
          Bookending TCS
          • Oct 2002
          • 33500

          #5
          Originally posted by Jersey
          .
          mustang boobs

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          • CCr
            The penis has spoken.
            • Jun 2005
            • 10966

            #6
            He stapled one tine into his knuckle, and the other just above the webbing in between 2 fingers
            Originally posted by xjfish
            Cool story bro. I prefer fat chicks.
            I'd be unstoppable if it weren't for law enforcement and physics.
            Raquel Petrowski 4/13/78-4/19/10

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            • 351capri
              64 fairlane someday
              • Apr 2003
              • 14584

              #7
              I did that once, with a hammer stapler you use to staple tar paper to a roof, when i loaded the stapler and slammed it shut, little did i realize that a staple would be ejected , right into my index finger between the first and second joint from the tip, and it was almost bottomed out. That hurt like hell for a while.

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              • tim
                TCS Homer
                • Nov 2005
                • 15463

                #8
                Originally posted by mnstang View Post
                nice mustang boobs
                fixed

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                • 5-door
                  www.jtracecraft.com
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 5001

                  #9
                  I shot a staple gun into one of my exgirlfriend's shoulder once. She asked me to do it. I never say no to a pretty lady.

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                  • RyanM
                    TCS Homer
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 34470

                    #10
                    why the fuck would you staple yourself,gee i wonder why they put warning labels on fucking everything

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                    • moundsviewmadman
                      Pee shoe mafia
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 912

                      #11
                      Originally posted by 5-door View Post
                      I shot a staple gun into one of my exgirlfriend's shoulder once. She asked me to do it. I never say no to a pretty lady.
                      kinky. by the way your dig number doesn't work.
                      Originally posted by 5SpeedFox
                      I"M GOING TO POOP ON YOUR WINDSHEILD AND FUCK YOUR DOG
                      Originally posted by Tenchumaru
                      when I masturbate, I spray my face and hands with pepperspray just so I will cry

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                      • RayK
                        No mods............
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 6396

                        #12
                        Originally posted by 11SECNOTCH View Post
                        why the fuck would you staple yourself,gee i wonder why they put warning labels on fucking everything
                        and it doesn't make any difference anyways.
                        .

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                        • CAMSS30
                          .
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 36850

                          #13
                          Remember Steve O stapling his scrotum and his ass?
                          Buying muscle/sports cars/regular cars/trucks, send me info, I pay cash or credit card if that makes you feel better!

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                          • tim
                            TCS Homer
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 15463

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CAMSS30 View Post
                            Remember Steve O stapling his scrotum and his ass?
                            The butterfly He got permanently banned from performing in some state out east for that one.

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                            • CAMSS30
                              .
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 36850

                              #15
                              Anyone see Steve O on the Adam Corolla show, he was drunk as fuck.
                              Buying muscle/sports cars/regular cars/trucks, send me info, I pay cash or credit card if that makes you feel better!

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