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  • ScotWithOne_t
    OMGfast. Always.
    • Jan 2005
    • 5849

    Joke.

    An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

    The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

    The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."

    While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

    The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

    The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
    http://scotspage.blogspot.com/
  • House
    TCS Homer
    • Oct 2005
    • 1238

    #2
    heh, funny
    fart

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    • Mullet Tuner
      TCS Homer
      • Apr 2004
      • 15906

      #3
      lol
      Originally posted by Gerald
      black z is a TCS fgt he should sell that z and go buy a blown 87 gt so he could be a true TCS fgt

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      • YouNeverSawMeHere
        TCS' Commodities Specialist
        • Jul 2004
        • 9057

        #4
        old pollock joke
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        • Darkness
          Iron chef of pounding vaj
          • Jul 2003
          • 7595

          #5
          Decent

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          • sc0tty8
            Raised by wolves
            • Feb 2006
            • 4134

            #6
            lol.
            No sig for you.

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            • Outrun
              Answer The Call
              • Aug 2003
              • 20755

              #7
              I got this off of MW, not really a joke, but I loled.

              The wife went out to the store last night and came home with a small surprise for me. It was a Mustang t-shirt she found. Now, I wear a size Large, have for years. The shirt she buys me is a 2XL.

              I tell her, "Dear, you got the wrong size."
              "Then throw it in the dryer to shrink it." She says.
              "Yes, it will make it shorter, but not narrower. It's still going to be a shirt for a wider person. It'll fit you better anyway, so why don't you just keep it."

              BOOM! Right there she blows up. Hey, it's not my fault you can't lose your pregnancy weight from 3 years ago.

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