Funny how that works pt. 2

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  • Drunko McMoppo
    Bloody Bill Brownlow
    • Aug 2003
    • 50752
    #1

    Funny how that works pt. 2

    So I'm still doing some cleaning. Finally got around to moving the other couch and low and behold I found my state tax return check and a paycheck from the pizza place, both dated in May. So far cleaning my living room has made me about $700. I shouldn't be allowed to live by myself.
    1998 Buick Lesabre Custom
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  • 68GTO
    The Coach Z
    • Sep 2003
    • 15772
    #2
    Originally posted by LTDpower View Post
    So I'm still doing some cleaning. Finally got around to moving the other couch and low and behold I found my state tax return check and a paycheck from the pizza place, both dated in May. So far cleaning my living room has made me about $700. I shouldn't be allowed to live by myself.
    That or spend less time on the de-ambition couch...
    Captain Obvious reporting for duty.
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    • SmithEvo
      Poppin' VTAK yo!
      • Nov 2004
      • 25468
      #3
      Damn dude, I wish my living room was a rich as yours. It's like a money tree!!!
      Not at the table, Carlos.

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      • Zinc
        yipyipyipyipyip
        • Feb 2003
        • 17324
        #4
        Chevy Chase in Caddyshack comes to mind....
        Pure as the driven snow.

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        • Drunko McMoppo
          Bloody Bill Brownlow
          • Aug 2003
          • 50752
          #5
          Originally posted by 68GTO View Post
          That or spend less time on the de-ambition couch...
          Yeah, I've recently found a new love for my chair. I want to get some new couches soon also. Mine suck, they were hiding the money from me because they know I want to replace them. Fucking assholes.
          1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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          • CCr
            The penis has spoken.
            • Jun 2005
            • 10966
            #6
            Dude, I don't know how much money you make selling cars but it must be nice to forget to cash a few checks like that.
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            Cool story bro. I prefer fat chicks.
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            • SwtNsxy95
              Its just an Exhaust leak......
              • Jun 2003
              • 6440
              #7
              Direct deposit FTW!


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              • 5-door
                www.jtracecraft.com
                • Jun 2004
                • 5001
                #8
                Originally posted by LTDpower View Post
                So I'm still doing some cleaning. Finally got around to moving the other couch and low and behold I found my state tax return check and a paycheck from the pizza place, both dated in May. So far cleaning my living room has made me about $700. I shouldn't be allowed to live by myself.
                You should take me out on a date.

                P.S. I fuck on the first date, just so you know.

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                • SmithEvo
                  Poppin' VTAK yo!
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 25468
                  #9
                  Originally posted by 5-door View Post
                  You should take me out on a date.

                  P.S. I fuck on the first date, just so you know.
                  Not at the table, Carlos.

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                  • Drunko McMoppo
                    Bloody Bill Brownlow
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 50752
                    #10
                    Originally posted by 5-door View Post
                    You should take me out on a date.

                    P.S. I fuck on the first date, just so you know.
                    Well now that I'm single...
                    1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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                    • tim
                      TCS Homer
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 15463
                      #11
                      Originally posted by LTDpower View Post
                      Well now that I'm single...
                      Single? wtf?

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                      • Drunko McMoppo
                        Bloody Bill Brownlow
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 50752
                        #12
                        Originally posted by tim View Post
                        Single? wtf?
                        1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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                        • tim
                          TCS Homer
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 15463
                          #13
                          Originally posted by LTDpower View Post
                          Well that sucks man. Been there.

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                          • SwtNsxy95
                            Its just an Exhaust leak......
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 6440
                            #14
                            what did she do...


                            Sucks to hear...


                            Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
                            R.I.P Robert Smith 10-1-06
                            "S&S"
                            Prez - Team Y.P.R

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                            • orangefox
                              TCS Regular
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 1603
                              #15
                              Aren't those checks bad by now, don't they expire after like 3 months?
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                              2005 Mercury Mariner
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