Jehova's Witnesses

[SDK]

Discuss.

Facts would be apprieciated but myths are also exceptable.

[tim]

They irritate me when I walk down the sidewalk and they confront me. Or when they come to my door.

[Joe M]

I kicked one in the Balls. It had no effect.

I think that they sold their balls to satan...

[Joe M]

I kicked one in the Balls. It had no effect.

I think that they sold their balls to satan...

[tim]

Double postin n00b. And a liar to boot.

[Newbomb Turk]

They irritate me when I walk down the sidewalk and they confront me. Or when they come to my door.

They would come to my door like clock work when i lived in St. Paul. Every Saturday morning. My roomate at the time was a power lifter, so he was big. 1 morning i heard him talking on the phone saying something to the affect that if those fucking bible bangers come today he'll answer the door butt ass naked. Keep in mind he is only about 6 foot but was 300 lbs and not fat. Sure as shit about an hour later he looks out the window and here they come. He strips at the top of the stairs (we lived in the top of a duplex) and waited. Doorbell rings and he calmly walks down the stairs and answers the door with a nice gentle "What the fuck can i do for you boys?" Both these poor kids were maybe 15-16 and they weren't looking him in the face. They didn't say a word, just turned and walked away, not quite a run but not quite a walk. Never saw them again.

[tim]

Perfect. I should just walk down the sidewalk naked next time. I am sure a lot of people would run.

[StangerJon]

n00dz or ban

[SDK]

Here are some things I have gathered so far.

They believe in jesus and god, that is about it.
They believe that all dead will be resurected at once.(apposed to going to heaven when you die)
They go door to door to teach the bible because that is what Jesus did.
They do not celebrate any holidays because of the Pagen origins. ANd the bible does not describe any holidays other then passover.

[Newbomb Turk]

Here are some things I have gathered so far.

They believe in jesus and god, that is about it.
They believe that all dead will be resurected at once.(apposed to going to heaven when you die)
They go door to door to teach the bible because that is what Jesus did.
They do not celebrate any holidays because of the Pagen origins. ANd the bible does not describe any holidays other then passover.

Technically Christmas is a Pagan ritual. It states in the Bible not to celebrate Christ's birth or life. Only his death and ressurection.

[SDK]

What I don't like.

Any Jehova Witness I have ever met believes that they are absolutly correct. This seems ignorant not to explore your faith.

They believe other church especaily modern ones are full of demons.
I would say anyone attending any kind of church is a positive thing.

They are strict, which is fine, but it limits them to much.
Example. They do not join organized sports due to the corruption it can lead to. Obviously nearly everyone that participates in sports gets through them just fine.

I am just wondering if they have a weakness. Like something you could tell a JW to make them open there eyes and realize they are not here religious police.

[5-door]

My ex-girlfriend was one. They are a fucking cult! You don't even wanna know some of the shit I learned about those freaks while I was dating her.

[SDK]

My ex-girlfriend was one. They are a fucking cult! You don't even wanna know some of the shit I learned about those freaks while I was dating her.

I am suprised she could date "outsiders" I have to ask if she spread for you?

[Newbomb Turk]

I am suprised she could date "outsiders" I have to ask if she spread for you?

[StangerJon]

n00dz or ban

:im with smart: