4 brewery presidents go out for drinks(i know brian will like this one)..

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  • MetallicPony
    Moderator
    • Oct 2002
    • 14093

    4 brewery presidents go out for drinks(i know brian will like this one)..

    After the Great Britain Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a drink.

    The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

    The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like 'The King', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

    The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only drink made with pure Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

    The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

    The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."


  • Sleeper
    Reasonable volume.
    • Nov 2003
    • 14888

    #2
    LOL

    So what makes Guiness so good? I have never had it, but maybe I'll mosey out and get some for Christmas...

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    • CaptCrunch
      Damn GM Guy!
      • Nov 2002
      • 1932

      #3
      LMAO! That is a good joke Jim although I'm not a real beer guy. I drink whatever... I actually prefer my piss water. Only dark beer I like is Pete's whicked Ale winter brew. Other then that pass me the bottle
      -1968 Chevelle

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      • fuzzy moonunit
        TCS Homer
        • Oct 2002
        • 4860

        #4
        yeah, maybe im just too young but i really dont enjoy the dark beers. plus, if you drink too many guinness, i REALLY dont enjoy them on the way back up

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        • punch
          I'm back, what did I miss?
          Admin
          • Oct 2002
          • 23979

          #5
          Hah, amen! Guinness RULES! yum yum yum.
          About Me :: Yes, I'm on twitter.

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          • Dave90GT
            Looking for a 911 SC
            • Apr 2003
            • 3051

            #6
            People who like Guinness must love having black poop. I don't drink it myself, but a guy I know does says that's what happens.

            Dave
            -You can't always live as long as you want but you should always live as long as you can.

            "Always remember, others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself" -RMN

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            • DNeinstadt
              Administrator
              Admin
              • Oct 2002
              • 12576

              #7
              Originally posted by Dave90GT
              People who like Guinness must love having black poop. I don't drink it myself, but a guy I know does says that's what happens.

              Dave
              :worthless
              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
              This post has been edited by D9

              Originally posted by Slow35th

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              • Sleeper
                Reasonable volume.
                • Nov 2003
                • 14888

                #8
                Originally posted by Dave90GT
                People who like Guinness must love having black poop. I don't drink it myself, but a guy I know does says that's what happens.

                Dave

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                • Grifter
                  Stupid Slow
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 1620

                  #9

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                  • Sleeper
                    Reasonable volume.
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 14888

                    #10


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