WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE

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  • HopAlong
    ??Handcuffs??
    • Aug 2005
    • 7184

    WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE


    I thought this was cute

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."

    Good morning, "said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

    "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she

    proceeded to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

    "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

    The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
  • Drunko McMoppo
    Bloody Bill Brownlow
    • Aug 2003
    • 50752

    #2
    Haha, old lady owned him.
    1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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    • Darkness
      Iron chef of pounding vaj
      • Jul 2003
      • 7595

      #3
      LOL

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      • NOTNSS
        x
        • Mar 2004
        • 42731

        #4
        oldie but a goodie

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        • 93sc
          Panther Pilot
          • Feb 2003
          • 1585

          #5
          Hadn't heard that one before. Pretty funny.
          Originally posted by 68GTO
          I stand corrected. I was wrong.


          :geeza: Member of WCR inc.Member of Crown Vic PI / Marauder Mafia

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          • Stormwalker
            ggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggg
            Moderator
            • Mar 2004
            • 21617

            #6
            har






            har







            har
            Originally posted by Nick
            The choice is easy.

            Taxwalker.

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            • I was fast
              addicted to the spray
              • Feb 2006
              • 3679

              #7
              ive heard that one before, but still awesome!!!
              "queen bee of the power tour mafia"

              team Y.P.R. :3gears:

              Originally posted by orange88
              i have your tool in my hand

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              • kineda
                Fuck your Subaru
                • Apr 2004
                • 29884

                #8
                rofl
                Originally posted by LTDpower
                You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
                Originally posted by ProRauder
                I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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                • Macs Stang
                  Dale Jr.
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 18269

                  #9
                  His new nickname is shit mouth.
                  O.C.R.

                  I make horse powerz

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                  • Phillyblunt474
                    TCS Homer
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 5275

                    #10
                    har har har

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                    • SDK
                      #1McMoppoFan
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 12342

                      #11

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                      • Deepstage
                        Missing In Action
                        • May 2004
                        • 1866

                        #12
                        baby, you're the greatest
                        Wheels Up Mafia


                        Member of Wheels Up WCR Inc.
                        I live my life one nursing home hall at a time

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