I hate these kinda threads but a little advice??

[NAZISALEEN]

So I made it 6 years without a ticket. In the last 2 months I got 2. Both gay.

One in my dually in the middle of nowhere at midnight. South of Winona. Going down HUGE hill. 64 in a 55. Paid it. Cop told me it wouldn't go on my record.

Last saturday I got one in Oakdale leaving Carnutz's place on Hadley by Menards. I wasn't even in a hurry, just went down that fucking hill not paying attention and bam 47 in a 35.

OK, I did it. I paid fines on the first one.

I am nervous about the 2nd one. HOW do I approach the DA when I go to court to try and get it off my record. 3 in 12 months means no more liscense right???

Thanks in advance.

[Drunko McMoppo]

The prosecutor will usually let you suck him off to get out of tickets. I actually get ticketed on purpose just to go see him. It's kinda our special little thing though, just tell him Kool Kitty Kat sent you. Oh, and bring shaving cream.

[HopAlong]

Do you need to borrow my cane again? Maybe the prosecutor will feel sorry for you.

[Drunko McMoppo]

Do you need to borrow my cane again? Maybe the prosecutor will feel sorry for you.

Don't let him use it. It will smell like Nazi poop when you get it back.

[HopAlong]

Don't let him use it. It will smell like Nazi poop when you get it back.

It is already traumatized from Car Craft. How much more harm can be done?

[CleanLX]

I would lie. Give one of many reasons as to why you were or werent going that particular speed in that area. As if your ticket was a mistake or misunderstanding.......or you had to go faster because....

-passing someone on a hill
-someone cut you off
-throttle stuck
-Nitrous kicked in

[orangefox]

If the first one didn't go on your record you should be fine!

[Drunko McMoppo]

It is already traumatized from Car Craft. How much more harm can be done?

Well Nazi is a freak. Once he told me a story about this time he drank pee out of a broads asshole with a straw. He said the butt flavor makes the pee taste better. Only after he told me this story I realized he was actually drinking pee the whole time I was talking to him.

[Drunko McMoppo]

I would lie. Give one of many reasons as to why you were or werent going that particular speed in that area. As if your ticket was a mistake or misunderstanding.......or you had to go faster because....

-passing someone on a hill
-someone cut you off
-throttle stuck
-Nitrous kicked in

Don't forget, "Had to shit really really bad."

[HopAlong]

Well Nazi is a freak. Once he told me a story about this time he drank pee out of a broads asshole with a straw. He said the butt flavor makes the pee taste better. Only after he told me this story I realized he was actually drinking pee the whole time I was talking to him.

Yuck, thats nasty

[Drunko McMoppo]

Yuck, thats nasty

Talk to Jeremy about that one. I also hear he likes to have text message sex with other guys whom he doesn't know also. What a sick fuck.

[Roast'em]

omgltd

[House]

Only after he told me this story I realized he was actually drinking pee the whole time I was talking to him.

[Drunko McMoppo]

Well it'd be more fun if Jeremy was actually reading me rip on him. What a fuckstick!

I'm going to be near his house in about 2 hours too.... Fucking work.

[mnstang]

yeah tell the judge your nitrous stuck on!