I fucking hate it when...

[Drunko McMoppo]

People call on a car in the paper and tell me their sad story and then ask me to pretty much give the car to them. They always say, "Well come on can't you help me out?" so today I got sick of it and yelled at some prick because he wanted to pay me when he got his welfare check, I asked him if he worked and he said no, so I told him to go fuck himself so he yelled at me and said something along the lines of, "I'm sick of you rich white assholes always trying to keep us down." and hung up. What the fuck?!

I also hate it when you're delivering pizzas and there's people in a yard or walking and they see me drive by with the pizza sign on top of my car and point and yell, "PIZZA!" No fucking shit. I can read too, I can also run you over and then fuck your corpse. God I fucking hate people so fucking much.

[tim]

Time for a hug.

[TurboTyler]

:jimmah: <-Also hates people I'm getting pizza right now!

[MadMatt]

ahahaa, welcome to dealing with scum. Id rather burn a car than sell it for less than 1000$. I was at the limits of my patience selling just one car and dealing with 4 out of 5 losers

[mnstang]

pizza guys are so fun to fuck with, but i don't know why

[RayK]

ahahaa, welcome to dealing with scum. Id rather burn a car than sell it for less than 1000$. I was at the limits of my patience selling just one car and dealing with 4 out of 5 losers

If they have a job, you can finance it, right? Isn't welfare a job for some?

[SVT5LITER]

pizza guys are so fun to fuck with, but i don't know why

way back in the day, we'd order up a pizza, then climb on the roof and when no one answered the door and he left, we'd bombard his car w/eggs

[mnstang]

holy shit! eggs is extreme!!!!! but funny!

we would accept the pizza but then usually throw water balloons or flour in water balloons at his car when he left, shit like that

[RyanM]

i woulda shot every one of you fuckers

[Drunko McMoppo]

Okay, why would you fuck with a pizza guy?

1. He knows where you live.
2. He probably has nothing to live for.
3. They carry 9mm's on their side and .357's in the car.

[tim]

Okay, why would you fuck with a pizza guy?

1. He knows where you live.
2. He probably has nothing to live for.
3. They carry 9mm's on their side and .357's in the car.

Live life on the edge

Oh, because most pizza guys arent like you

[lilstang5O]

I asked him if he worked and he said no, so I told him to go fuck himself so he yelled at me and said something along the lines of, "I'm sick of you white assholes always trying to keep us down." and hung up. What the fuck?! God I fucking hate people so fucking much.

so its our fault he's on welfare. Get off his lazy ass and get a job. Go pick up a paper and actually read it. Unless he has real reasons for being on welfare.

[SmithEvo]

Okay, why would you fuck with a pizza guy?

1. He knows where you live.
2. He probably has nothing to live for.
3. They carry 9mm's on their side and .357's in the car.

and eat children

[mnstang]

Okay, why would you fuck with a pizza guy?

1. He knows where you live.
2. He probably has nothing to live for.
3. They carry 9mm's on their side and .357's in the car.

it was never at my house and drunks were usually involved.

when i was in school we'd sit on a patio with the old purse in the street with a fishing line tied to it trick. i shit you not every pizza guy that would pass it would stop and try to get the purse, poor bastards

[Drunko McMoppo]

it was never at my house and drunks were usually involved.

when i was in school we'd sit on a patio with the old purse in the street with a fishing line tied to it trick. i shit you not every pizza guy that would pass it would stop and try to get the purse, poor bastards

You're a fucking scumbag and I hope your doctor tells you that you have cancer on your next visit.