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So I stopped in to the local college bar for a PBR tonight at about midnight. I make my rounds and go upstairs to make my ears bleed due to kareokee 
I find my most sarcastic friend drunk and start BS'ing.
Then without warning my radar picks up an UBER HAWT blond. Very tiny blue mini skirt, large mammories, perfect legs, VERY TAN and about 6 to 8 inch heels, probably 22 and she needs attention!! She is up on stage shaking her shit like she needs a self esteem sandwich. Belering some crapy hip hop song hoping every guy in the place notices her. She thought she was the hottest girl alive.
She finishes and walks by, I notice she is trashed and ankles are shaky in very large heels. I tell mybuddy "$10 says that dizzy bitch breaks an ankle by the end of the night" He abruptly tells me to fuck off.
Ugly chicks then get on stage. Hot chick staggers up there for more attention. She is slapping ugly chicks asses and dancing grinding pelvis in the air and giving us crotch shots. This place is packed to BTW
Then god gave me a sign he liked me. She goes to run off stage and eats shit hard core. Face first on the floor.
Music stops. High heels strewn about ( I think one was still airborne after the music stopped). Took her like 3 mins to recover and find her shoes. 
No one helped.
I am still laughing. I wish I coulda gotten it on tape. To god damn funny.
I find my most sarcastic friend drunk and start BS'ing.
Then without warning my radar picks up an UBER HAWT blond. Very tiny blue mini skirt, large mammories, perfect legs, VERY TAN and about 6 to 8 inch heels, probably 22 and she needs attention!! She is up on stage shaking her shit like she needs a self esteem sandwich. Belering some crapy hip hop song hoping every guy in the place notices her. She thought she was the hottest girl alive.
She finishes and walks by, I notice she is trashed and ankles are shaky in very large heels. I tell mybuddy "$10 says that dizzy bitch breaks an ankle by the end of the night" He abruptly tells me to fuck off.
Ugly chicks then get on stage. Hot chick staggers up there for more attention. She is slapping ugly chicks asses and dancing grinding pelvis in the air and giving us crotch shots. This place is packed to BTW
Then god gave me a sign he liked me. She goes to run off stage and eats shit hard core. Face first on the floor.
Music stops. High heels strewn about ( I think one was still airborne after the music stopped). Took her like 3 mins to recover and find her shoes. No one helped. I am still laughing. I wish I coulda gotten it on tape. To god damn funny.
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