Poll Defining a Liberal

[MN C5]

Liberal Humor


I didn't read them all, but some of them were pretty good

[SS1LE02]

MN C5, keep posting these. I like the way you think.:america:

[Shooter]

Not that ones political alignment often comes up in here...

Some of these are just bashing, others are pretty damn funny and still more are pretty well "dead on".

Good post man.

[Obscene1]

librel.... One who would rather take away your constitutional right to bear arms, then to take away bin Laden's or Saddam's weapons.

[Agent91]

Personal favorites

"What Jesus, who the Republicans tend to love, would probably be concidered back in the day when he walked the earth.
Jesus was a liberal."

Yep, because we all know that Jesus preached approval of murder of the unborn,
(Thou shalt not kill)
taking money from one group of people to give to another group of people,
(Thou shalt not steal)
telling everyone that Republicans are Nazis and that they want to kill everyone,
(Thou shalt not bear false witness)
supporting a Godless communism,
(I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before Me)
(Remember the Sabbath and keep it Holy)
and screwing anyone you want to, as long as they are not your heterosexual husband or wife.
(Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife)

How prescient. Jesus was indeed a Liberal. Or a hobbit. Or some other work of fiction.

It's good to see that Liberals have about as firm grasp on reality as they do on history, morality or economics. In a word, that is, NONE

A left-winged, moral-less, crybaby, hypocritical hippie who thinks everything should be legalized and does nothing more than piss and moan about how bad certain "marginal" groups have it (women, gays, blacks, etc). They try everything to impose their beliefs on everyone, whether it be through suppression of speech, over- sensitivity and protesting, and most commonly "reverse" discrimination, often shown in the media.

Would rather see an unborn child die than a cow to feed people. Holds everything above that of people. Thinks we are the cause of all problems and yet mysteriously, never gives out an idea on how to solve a problem.