Road Rage: What do you do?

[Outrun]

If someone cuts you off, and then tries to start shit with you what do you do? Swear, ignore it, beat their ass?

So I’m leaving the gym last night and am leaving the parking lot and this Silverado, older than 1998 on his cell phone looks to see I am coming and pulls out. I know he saw me because I made eye contact with him in his driver side mirror. I have to jam the brakes from about 15mph to 0 while this sally pulls out. Not even riding his ass, he goes 10-15 mph for ¼ of a mile to the stop light. He is going right, I am going left, the light is red. I pull up, and he is looking at me. So I stare at him, shaking my head. I have no power windows, and I am not about to roll the passenger window down to exchange words with this fagass. I am staring at him and he puts the cell phone down and I can see him mouth, “what the fuck are you staring at”. Since I need the street cred, I stare back. He is swearing, but I cannot tell what he is saying. All I can tell he is saying is fuck. I just keep staring and shaking my head. We probably stared at each other for a good 30 seconds. Any longer and he would have had to ask me out on a date. He shakes his head, gets back to his cell phone and finally turns right. Thought for a split second he was going to get out of his truck and it was on like Donkey Kong. I normally ignore dipshit drivers, but this guy seemed intent on starting shit from the beginning.

[CleanLX]

Sometimes I like to give people a big thumbs down.

Its meaning is not clear, but it says "you suck" with out being too harsh.

[Akromix]

I almost killed someone on 94 for riding my ass all the way home from a gas station. I turned into my neighborhood really wide and almost came to complete stop. Saw a finger out the window and flipped. Caught up with them on 94 going east and got about 3" from their bumper hitting the rev limiter many times with the high beams on. I wanted to kill them. The passenger kept looking back at me with terrified eyes. Finally for whatever reason they got wise and sped up noticing I can't go higher than fucking 92mph in the damn explorer. So I just got off on some exit and came home. Then I realized I should have remembered their license plate so I could look it up and show up at their house. fuck...still pissed about taht night.

[kineda]

and it was on like Donkey Kong.

i wasnt ready for that ... awesome

[Stroked]

Road Rage is kinda tight.... I am sure someone on this forum seen this road rage..

Aight, So we were on UNI and just left porkys in my uncles 90 454SS. We pull out and turn onto uni towards wendys and we take off, Were at the light there across from that lil corner diner. We take off and he kinda steps on it a bit and this fuckin rag head driving a Toyota Land Cruiser flys up behind us and is yelling at us, We had no aparent reason why. So were now stopped at the lights by Pawn America and across the street from fish and chicken (more god damn immigrants there than I ever seen). So were sitting there, this fuckin dumb ass actually gets out of his truck comes to my uncles window and he starts yelling, so my uncle gets out and it was a lil push and shove match and he gets back in. The dude goes back to his truck, we take off and he rams into the back end of us, not once, not twice, but 3 TIMES! 3 TIMES! and my uncle slams on the breaks not mentioning we had his daughter in the truck with us, he hops out and went back to the dudes truck, ripped him out and beat his ass on the road and then when the cops came some black chick was arguing with us that we put our truck in reverse and slammed into him and would not stfu so then my uncle dropped the N bomb on her and he got some racial shit along w/ some other charges for hitting him.

Usually, you know if it wasn't that truck and his daughter wouldnt of been with things wouldnt of been like that except this truck has been his since 1990 and its like his kid and shit. Truck is the damned cleanest 454SS you will ever see. I am sure some of you have seen it, Cowl hood, True dual exhaust, headers, roll pan, tonneau cover, tinted windows, smooth front bumper and wiper cowl, bunch of other stuff. Says "VooDoo" on the front window....


Anyways, I thought it was bad ass cause I never seen anyone jump out and beat some ass on a busy street. Althought the truck got pretty fucked up. Insurance covered it all and actually helped him out a bit.

ROAD RAGE FTW

[Drunko McMoppo]

99% of the time I ignore it. Every now and then I'll give the old look, then they start yelling and swearing and I laugh, never had anyone get out. But I drive like a pussy so normally nothing happens to me.

[MetallicPony]

maybe next time after all the staring, you guys could hold hands

i just ignore douche bags like that

[PARALYZER]

Road Rage is kinda tight.... I am sure someone on this forum seen this road rage..

Aight, So we were on UNI and just left porkys in my uncles 90 454SS. We pull out and turn onto uni towards wendys and we take off, Were at the light there across from that lil corner diner. We take off and he kinda steps on it a bit and this fuckin rag head driving a Toyota Land Cruiser flys up behind us and is yelling at us, We had no aparent reason why. So were now stopped at the lights by Pawn America and across the street from fish and chicken (more god damn immigrants there than I ever seen). So were sitting there, this fuckin dumb ass actually gets out of his truck comes to my uncles window and he starts yelling, so my uncle gets out and it was a lil push and shove match and he gets back in. The dude goes back to his truck, we take off and he rams into the back end of us, not once, not twice, but 3 TIMES! 3 TIMES! and my uncle slams on the breaks not mentioning we had his daughter in the truck with us, he hops out and went back to the dudes truck, ripped him out and beat his ass on the road and then when the cops came some black chick was arguing with us that we put our truck in reverse and slammed into him and would not stfu so then my uncle dropped the N bomb on her and he got some racial shit along w/ some other charges for hitting him.

Usually, you know if it wasn't that truck and his daughter wouldnt of been with things wouldnt of been like that except this truck has been his since 1990 and its like his kid and shit. Truck is the damned cleanest 454SS you will ever see. I am sure some of you have seen it, Cowl hood, True dual exhaust, headers, roll pan, tonneau cover, tinted windows, smooth front bumper and wiper cowl, bunch of other stuff. Says "VooDoo" on the front window....


Anyways, I thought it was bad ass cause I never seen anyone jump out and beat some ass on a busy street. Althought the truck got pretty fucked up. Insurance covered it all and actually helped him out a bit.

ROAD RAGE FTW

Just think, that whole thing could have been avoided just by not looking at the other person when they are ranting. Light turns green...go home...no cops are involved.
When someone is ranting, if you don't look at them...THEY LOOK STUPID!

[Drunko McMoppo]

I know a guy that actually fought his neighbor in his driveway over road rage, neighbor was speeding and almost hit some kids in a crosswalk.

My friend's dad once got into a fight on the boulevard on Valley Creek in Woodbury. The guy came out in fron of him and stopped him for some unknown reason.

I've never really had anything very exciting happen to me though. I'm a boring driver, hell I never even speed.

[ScotWithOne_t]

Just think, that whole thing could have been avoided just by not looking at the other person when they are ranting. Light turns green...go home...no cops are involved.
When someone is ranting, if you don't look at them...THEY LOOK STUPID!

haha...yeah.. just reach over and turn up the radio.

[Stormwalker]

I've never really had anything very exciting happen to me though. I'm a boring driver, hell I never even speed.

Me too.

[crzy88lx]

if someone is staring at me on the road, i enjoy fucking with them here and there. i dont like when someone thinks they are tough when they stare at someone and expect them to look away. i just stare right back and if thier window is open i give them a "is there a problem." occasionally they will respond with some smart ass remark and that is when you either swerve at them or pull ahead and get right in fron of them

[Outrun]

Me too.

Dude, your sig owns.

[Drunko McMoppo]

Dude, your sig owns.

[2 beer]

I carry a large aluminum softball bat. Nothing like the sound of aluminum on bone