Men+beer=women?

[billb]

Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer,
men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
is that beer contains female hormones (since hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may turn men into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink
within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men
gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit down
while urinating.

[HopAlong]

:hah: :hah:

[Joe Goebbel]

[fuzzy moonunit]

that is hilarious.

[ScotWithOne_t]

omg11 did they grow vaginas too?

[Sleeper]

Hahaha. It's true. After many beers, I find myself wearing articles of female clothing....out at the bars ofcourse.

Use your imagination sickos.

[fuzzy moonunit]

Use your imagination sickos.

oh come on, cant you MSPaint us another hot pic?

[Outrun]

>A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
>where a woman may go to choose a husband.
>
>Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
>store operates.
>
>
>You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
>attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
>
>
>There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
>floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
>down except to exit the building!
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
> On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
>have jobs.
> The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and
>love kids.
> The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
>kids, and are extremely good looking.
>
>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
> She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
>have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
>housework.
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>
>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These
>men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
>housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
>sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
>There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
>that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the
>Husband Store.

[MisterCMK]

Thats hilarious

[Stormwalker]

Holy shit that's funny.

[StangerJon]

>A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
>where a woman may go to choose a husband.
>
>Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
>store operates.
>
>
>You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
>attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
>
>
>There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
>floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
>down except to exit the building!
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
> On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
>have jobs.
> The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and
>love kids.
> The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
>kids, and are extremely good looking.
>
>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
> She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men
>have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
>housework.
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>
>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These
>men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
>housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
>sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
>There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
>that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the
>Husband Store.

[Darkness]

NICE

[CCr]

that reminds me of clumbing the ladder to SUCces when you get to heaven

[lilstang5O]

:hah: :hah: