Some corny humor

[2001Ponypower]

Got these in an e-mail.

- Guy walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm and says "Give me a beer and one for the road"
- Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one turns to the other and says "Dam"
- An invisible man and an invisible woman married; their kids weren't much to look at either,
- Two antennas marry, the ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great.

There's plenty more but I deleted the e-mail (which was probably a good thing)

[tim]

Yeah, definitely a good thing. Although you did just give me some jokes to tell my 5 year old sister. Thanks

[Darkness]

Yeah, definitely a good thing. Although you did just give me some jokes to tell my 5 year old sister. Thanks

she will look at you for a min, with a weird look and the say "you suck at life" JK