Bad resumes.....Word of advice

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  • GoldenPlump
    TCS Homer
    • Jan 2004
    • 6863

    Bad resumes.....Word of advice

    So I've been collecting a bunch of resume's over the past couple days.

    All I have to say for advice, If you plan on getting noticed do the following.

    #1. Do NOT use some sort of weird 3rd party program to write your resume. If Word or wordpad does not open it, I wont bother to figure out how to open it.

    #2. DO put a cover letter in it, even briefly saying something as simple as the following makes you stand out so much more than the rest. "Hey I saw your ad for X on X site and I would like to know more about the position, here is my current resume where you will find a extensive sales background. Here's how to get a hold of me, if I don't answer leave a message and I will be sure to call you ASAP!, Thanks".

    #3. DO NOT send out "resume.txt". It annoys me when my first task as your potential manager is to do a simple task that you should have had the smarts to do.

    #4. DO send out "John-Doe-Resume.txt". This makes me happy because when I save your resume, I can quickly go back and find it.

    #5. If it has a phone number listed with the ad, call it. So far I got about 2 dozen resumes and 3 phone calls with them. When I sit in my office monday morning and see the red voicemail light on, and I check it to see "Hey this is John Doe calling about the sales position listed on X, I just want to let you know that I am very interested in the position. I sent my resume to the e-mail address listed and would love some more information......" it makes me pleased.

    #6. Don't send me your resume 4 times, and at 4 different times during the day. You are instantly on my bad side.

    #7. Please make sure your resume is limited to 2 pages and is at least easy on the eyes to read. I'm not any kind of english nazi, and I'm not grading you on how your resume looks. But if its all crunched together and I have to figure out what I am looking at, you are on my bad side already.

    #8. If your resume only takes up one page...That is fine, but dont make it 18point text to make up for your lazyness. It may have worked back in 5th grade writing assignments, but not in the adult bidness world.

    #9. Spell check....I'm referencing #8 here because he spelled "because" "becasue". There's gotta be ony 30 or 40 words on that resume of his and he couldnt bother to make sure all the words were spelled right?!?!

    #10. When the ad says "Call Mr. Doe" and my voicemail says "Hi this is John", Call me "Mr Doe" because yes, it is a test to see if you can follow simple instructions.

    Anyone who says "I send my resume out to a bunch of people and never ever get a response, the job market sucks" probably is breaking 1 to 10 of those simple rules that I pointed out above.

    In short.

    Use microsoft word or wordpad
    Put on a coverletter, no matter how short and simple.
    Name it with "your-name-resume.txt"
    If it has a #, call it too.
    Do not harass the employer with multiple e-mails or calls.
    Make it easy to read, there really is no perfect format. 2 pages MAX.
    DONT USE HUGE FONT
    Use spell check
    Take the time to read the directions posted.
  • SmithEvo
    Poppin' VTAK yo!
    • Nov 2004
    • 25468

    #2
    good tips. Good to know I know what I'm doing
    Not at the table, Carlos.

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    • GoldenPlump
      TCS Homer
      • Jan 2004
      • 6863

      #3
      Here's another thing I noticed.

      Nobody has ever put on their resume "Decreased sales first year, decreased sales 2nd year, was ranked 2nd lowest salesman on force, does not play well with others, will slack off when you arent watching" or anything else.

      I'm so sick of reading on every resume "increased sales...." "worked to maintain and exceed expectations".......Why cant someone ever be honest and just say that they are a mediocre salesman who wont be the best, and wont be the worst? At least I could believe what he was saying.

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      • RyanM
        TCS Homer
        • Jun 2005
        • 34470

        #4
        thats cause you havent hired me yet

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        • RayK
          No mods............
          • Feb 2004
          • 6396

          #5
          Excellent points.

          What did the worst dressed/unprepared candidate wear for an interview in the past?
          .

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          • 95.0mark
            MN is falling apart
            • Jan 2005
            • 21173

            #6
            what type of company do you do the hiring for?

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            • MetallicPony
              Moderator
              • Oct 2002
              • 14093

              #7
              good tips, thanks

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              • Dave90GT
                Looking for a 911 SC
                • Apr 2003
                • 3051

                #8
                If anyone needs a resume done. Let me know.

                Dave
                -You can't always live as long as you want but you should always live as long as you can.

                "Always remember, others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself" -RMN

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                • SVT5LITER
                  Admin
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 44035

                  #9
                  Originally posted by 12SECNOTCH
                  thats cause you havent hired me yet
                  Haha... I was thinking something along the lines of that too
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                  • eatonranger
                    3 LITRE MAFIA
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 260

                    #10
                    I was just happening to be typing up my resume when I strolled over to TCS and found this post. THANKS for the tips. Most of its common sense that most people don't get.
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                    • PHRANQUY
                      Grrrr...
                      TCS Auto-X Driver
                      • May 2004
                      • 12166

                      #11
                      Funny...I was updating my resume tonight...and sent it out to a few contacts....luckily, I didn't send it to Tyson.
                      "A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... you figure it out ..."

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                      • GoldenPlump
                        TCS Homer
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6863

                        #12
                        Originally posted by PHRANQUY
                        Funny...I was updating my resume tonight...and sent it out to a few contacts....luckily, I didn't send it to Tyson.
                        If you did you would probably wonder why the employer wanted to meet you in a dark alley and ended up punching you in the face once you showed up.

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                        • CaptCrunch
                          Damn GM Guy!
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 1932

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Tyson
                          I'm so sick of reading on every resume "increased sales...." "worked to maintain and exceed expectations".
                          That stuff will get you no where if you are going for a well paying job. You need to be more specfic and state stats like "Increased productivity 200%", "Sold 2.3 million as sales leader for ABC Company", or "Increased sales by 5% despite a sluggish year by my co-workers"
                          -1968 Chevelle

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                          • sport the war
                            لا أحد يعلم ما يقول هذا لكنها
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 17482

                            #14
                            Reason for leaving last job: Water cooler moved closer to jane's desk. cant talk about jane when we're standing at the foot of her desk.

                            Originally posted by CAMSS30
                            I have my hand on the pulse of CL users after 7-8 years of dealing with them daily.

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                            • HerrKooled
                              TCS Homer
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 12060

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sport the war
                              Reason for leaving last job: Water cooler moved closer to jane's desk. cant talk about jane when we're standing at the foot of her desk.
                              fuckin' jane...
                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpyB6AC9ak

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