Joke

[Sleeper]

Since the Wendys finger thing is back int he news...I thought I'd share a joke that was on Soucheray(sp?) today.

A gentleman is sitting at the counter in a diner staring into his bowl of soup. Another man walks up and sits next to him. After a few minutes he notices the gentleman hasn't touched his soup...a few more minutes go by and still the man just stares at it, not even tasting it. Politely the second man asks, "Are you going to eat that?"

The first guy replies, "Nah..."

Hesitantly the second man asks, "Well, would you mind if I had it then?"

"No, go right ahead" the gentleman replies as he slides the bowl over.

The man begins to eat and just as he slurps down the las bit of soup, he finds a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Immediately he throws up all he just had.

"HEY, there's dead mouse in the bottom of this bowl!" he shouts to the first man.

He relplies, "I know, you got as far as I did."

[YouNeverSawMeHere]

you suck.

[SVT5LITER]

I *knew* that was comin' !

[SVT5LITER]

A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery
picking out a box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over
and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of
laundry to do.

"No laundry" the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog."

"But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very
powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In
fact, it might even kill him."

But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to
the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to
talk him out of washing his dog.

About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some
candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.

"Oh, he died," the boy said.

The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was
sorry the dog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use
that detergent on your dog."

The boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that
killed him."

"Oh, What was it then?" "I think it was the spin cycle!"

[Sleeper]

I *knew* that was comin' !

You're not supposed to read ahead

[SVT5LITER]

You're not supposed to read ahead

Think about it........

[Akromix]

har har har...