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  • Crotchrocketcbr
    TCS Homer
    • Feb 2005
    • 2826

    i have no choice...

    i now have to break up with my gf...heres the story...

    she called me while i was at work and i was looking at the new truck trader, and i said that im going to buy this escalade on the cover with 11 tv's, 22's, lambo doors, 4 15's and so on...she goes, i dont get it, how does an escalade have lambo door...so i go they just have dif brackets...and shes like well duh every car has door brackets (she said this in a bitchy tone) so i yell back, well what the fuck do you want me to tell you then, thats how its done...and shes like whatever, arent lambo doors longer and skinnier, how do they fit...

    i almost had to hang up her...she pretty much thought that by saying the truck had lambo doors, they took the door off a lamborghini and put it on the escalade...

    i couldnt believe it lol...it wouldnt be as bad if ive never talked about them before or she hasnt seem them before (my cuzin has them on his new charger and she has seen them)

    Originally posted by Paul
    I'll bet you a pop payable at Porky's that TJack starts the season!
  • SmithEvo
    Poppin' VTAK yo!
    • Nov 2004
    • 25468

    #2
    Ummmm.... cunt punt her??? Hell i dunno, make her sleep with a summit racing under her pillow.
    Not at the table, Carlos.

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    • worduphomefry
      no fat chicks
      • Nov 2002
      • 11982

      #3
      i give that story 2 thumbs down

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      • Meegs
        AA for Mustangs
        • Apr 2004
        • 3062

        #4
        At SEMA we congered up the idea to do suicide lambo doors. the brackets in the upper right location, pop open to a 130 degree.
        93 Teal Cobra #2531
        Turbo Cobra MAFIA
        It's a Turbo Cobra thing, you wouldn't understand
        1 of 452

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        • StangerJon
          esse jay
          TCS Auto-X Driver
          • Oct 2003
          • 16655

          #5
          tell a girl something has lambo doors, and that is probly the most commen thought.


          thats why they should be called gullwing doors, or scissor doors. then the response would be, what the fuck does that mean.

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          • HerrKooled
            TCS Homer
            • Nov 2005
            • 12060

            #6
            no shit
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfpyB6AC9ak

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            • MisterCMK
              Montgomery C. Meigs
              • Dec 2004
              • 13910

              #7
              stupid bitch

              She better put out for that one.
              LOOK HERE:
              Originally posted by Pony5.0
              but hey we have broken up 2 times in the past week and she keeps crawling back to me and she told me she would never crawl back to a guy and i am the only one. she tells me she loves me and everything!

              Originally posted by Nick
              You ever make 150k per year? LOL, j/k we all know you're way too dumb to achieve this.

              Bag my groceries Clint. I want paper.

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              • MadMatt
                _________________
                • Jan 2004
                • 13317

                #8

                I went drifting through the capitols of tin
                where men cant walk or freely talk
                and sons turn their fathers in

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                • mnstang
                  Bookending TCS
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 33500

                  #9
                  your cousin is a loser

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                  • Crotchrocketcbr
                    TCS Homer
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 2826

                    #10
                    my cuzin would would take his wallet out, and beat you with it...anyways, this isnt about him...i dunno, maybe you had to be there...or its just that 80 percent of you suck dick and have the worst attitudes towards others then any other forum in the world...either way

                    Originally posted by Paul
                    I'll bet you a pop payable at Porky's that TJack starts the season!

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                    • Roast'em
                      has posted this
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 5496

                      #11
                      this is a joke thread right? your signture on the bottom there is a joke too right?

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                      • 2 beer
                        Insurance guy
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 21868

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Crotchrocketcbr
                        my cuzin would would take his wallet out, and beat you with it...anyways, this isnt about him...i dunno, maybe you had to be there...or its just that 80 percent of you suck dick and have the worst attitudes towards others then any other forum in the world...either way

                        hater
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                        • Crotchrocketcbr
                          TCS Homer
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 2826

                          #13
                          yes, im obviously the hater

                          Originally posted by Paul
                          I'll bet you a pop payable at Porky's that TJack starts the season!

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                          • Roast'em
                            has posted this
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 5496

                            #14
                            3rd gen camaro AND V6 mustang... thats hilarious dude!!

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                            • Crotchrocketcbr
                              TCS Homer
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 2826

                              #15
                              right...and y?

                              Originally posted by Paul
                              I'll bet you a pop payable at Porky's that TJack starts the season!

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