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**This story is based on true events that happened to me tonight.**
Scot and the Mongoloid.
One evening, a brilliant, handsome, young man was driving home from another 17 hour day volunteering at the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Learn to do Other Stuff Good Too. He was steadily obeying the posted speed limit of 50mph, and being a couteous driver.
Then, suddenly, a big blind mongoloid who didn't know how to drive, or understand the concept of moving vehicles pulled right out in front of him!! "OH NOES!!!" he shouted. He stood on his brakes, locked up all four tires, and layed on his horn. Papers that were piled in the passenger seat next to him went flying into a pile on the muddy floor of the car.
Even though he heroically stopped, just inches from the mongoloid's car, this made our hero very angry. He swore and swore and swore.
But then he realized that all was well, and no damage was done. He also realized that it wont be long before the mongoloid wraps himself around the bumper of an 18-wheeler. This made him happy again, and he drove home safely so he could log on to internet messageboards and bitch about bad drivers.
THE END.
Scot and the Mongoloid.
One evening, a brilliant, handsome, young man was driving home from another 17 hour day volunteering at the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Learn to do Other Stuff Good Too. He was steadily obeying the posted speed limit of 50mph, and being a couteous driver.
Then, suddenly, a big blind mongoloid who didn't know how to drive, or understand the concept of moving vehicles pulled right out in front of him!! "OH NOES!!!" he shouted. He stood on his brakes, locked up all four tires, and layed on his horn. Papers that were piled in the passenger seat next to him went flying into a pile on the muddy floor of the car.
Even though he heroically stopped, just inches from the mongoloid's car, this made our hero very angry. He swore and swore and swore.
But then he realized that all was well, and no damage was done. He also realized that it wont be long before the mongoloid wraps himself around the bumper of an 18-wheeler. This made him happy again, and he drove home safely so he could log on to internet messageboards and bitch about bad drivers.
THE END.
TCS Auto-X Driver
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