Free Turkey

[Drunko McMoppo]

Today at work I got a free turkey. It is going to be delicious once I'm unlazy enough to cook it, which should be soon because I have no where to put it in my freezer.

I've never had a job that had so many perks.

[Joe M]

Get a turky deepfrier! deepfried turkey is the shit.

just dont burn down your house

[Ruiner]

I work in a fuckin grocery store and I don't get shit.

That's a nice perk for sure.



-Brian.

[T BONE]

Today at work I got a free turkey. It is going to be delicious once I'm unlazy enough to cook it, which should be soon because I have no where to put it in my freezer.

I've never had a job that had so many perks.

Do you get free water?

[MisterCMK]

I work in a fuckin grocery store and I don't get shit.

That's a nice perk for sure.



-Brian.

Its all waiting for you there, you just gotta load it up.

[Drunko McMoppo]

Do you get free water?

Yeah, my company actually bought part of the water tower next to purple people eatery. I don't know why. Next week I get two paid days off and for Christmas I get a ham or so I'm told. On top of all that I get paid way too much to do very little.

[T BONE]

I tried to get a job at that place, they wanted no part of it.

[Drunko McMoppo]

I tried to get a job at that place, they wanted no part of it.

What a ripoff. I don't see why they're so picky. They could pay retard minimum wage to do the work.