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  • SVT5LITER
    Admin
    • Oct 2002
    • 44035

    The Sunday Night Joke 11/13/05

    Sven & Ole walk into a pet shop in Grand Marais, MN.
    They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole: "Dat's dem."


    The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.


    "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven.

    The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of the big cliffs by the Lake.


    At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says:
    "Dis looks like a grand place."

    He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.


    Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

    Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says:
    "Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."


    BUT WAIT!!!! there's MORE! PART TWO:



    Moments later Knut arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff, carrying paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

    "Haya, Ole. Watch dis," Knut says.

    He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff.

    Ole watches as half way down, Knut takes the gun and shoots the parrot ... Knut continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

    Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."


    BUT WAIT!!! .....There's MORE !! PART THREE:


    Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears.

    He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken.

    Lars grasps the chicken by the legs holds it over his head and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

    Once more Ole shakes his head.

    "First der was Sven with his budgie jumping.....
    den Knut parrotshooting ....
    and now Lars is hengliding...."
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  • 2001Ponypower
    I HAD a Mustang once
    • Sep 2004
    • 4424

    #2
    Sven & Ole, will they never learn

    Gets a chuckle of approval if you can't tell

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    • punch
      I'm back, what did I miss?
      Admin
      • Oct 2002
      • 23979

      #3
      the return of the sunday night joke!
      About Me :: Yes, I'm on twitter.

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      • PHRANQUY
        Grrrr...
        TCS Auto-X Driver
        • May 2004
        • 12166

        #4
        :hah: Good stuff.
        "A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... you figure it out ..."

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        • dbl-a
          TCS Regular
          • Jun 2005
          • 155

          #5
          Terrible! My mom emailed me that one a few weeks ago.

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          • dbl-a
            TCS Regular
            • Jun 2005
            • 155

            #6
            My latest favorite!

            A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?"
            Him: "I was out getting a tattoo."
            Her: "A tattoo?" "What kind of tattoo did you get? "
            Him: "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."
            Her: "What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?"
            Him: "Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow . . .
            Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money . . .
            Third, I like how money feels in my hand . . .
            And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"

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            • SVT5LITER
              Admin
              • Oct 2002
              • 44035

              #7
              Originally posted by dbl-a
              Terrible! My mom emailed me that one a few weeks ago.
              Well she told me the night before, so....




              j/k
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              WTB: Imperial Blue TBSS

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              • CleanLX
                sno pro
                Admin
                • Mar 2003
                • 35005

                #8
                Originally posted by dbl-a
                My latest favorite!

                A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?"
                Him: "I was out getting a tattoo."
                Her: "A tattoo?" "What kind of tattoo did you get? "
                Him: "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."
                Her: "What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?"
                Him: "Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow . . .
                Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money . . .
                Third, I like how money feels in my hand . . .
                And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
                I think this one has your's beat Tim.

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                • mnstang
                  Bookending TCS
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 33500

                  #9

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                  • SVT5LITER
                    Admin
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 44035

                    #10
                    Lmao... Nice sig Greg
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                    • SVT5LITER
                      Admin
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 44035

                      #11
                      Redneck Computer Lingo

                      Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.
                      Log Off: Don't add no wood.
                      Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
                      Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
                      Mega Hertz: When yer not careful downloadin'.
                      Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.
                      Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
                      Hard Drive: Gettin' home in the winter season.
                      Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.
                      Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below.
                      Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season.
                      Byte: That's what the flies do.
                      Chip: What to munch on.
                      Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.
                      Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
                      Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.
                      Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.
                      Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
                      Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.
                      Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.
                      Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.
                      Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.
                      Port: Fancy wine.
                      Enter: C'mon in.
                      Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.
                      F/S: '94 Cobra, Rio Red/Saddle, 34.5K Orig Miles, Light Mods, 20yr Owner.

                      WTB: Imperial Blue TBSS

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