heated/hilarious car debate at school today!

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  • Emart
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    • Jan 2005
    • 6019

    heated/hilarious car debate at school today!

    Well i was sitting in class when i sparked a chevy/ford debate. I was the only ford fan against a handful of anti-ford chevy die-hards.

    I will not embellish one bit, this is the exact truth of what they said..and i have to cope with this mon.-fri. from 8:15-3:00

    First claim made: No ford car can beat a chevy car.

    Me: how about the Ford GT?

    Stupid kid: The ZO6 Corvette beats it.

    Me (trying to not fall on the floor with tears of laughter): WTF makes you say that?

    Stupid kid (now nodding vigorously with a handful of other idiots around the room with their eyes wide and very serious expressions on): IM NOT KIDDING THIS IS WHAT HE SAID: "No eric, you DONT know everything about cars, i read it in car trend ( :lol ) , i would know."

    That was pretty funny.

    Next claim: Camaro SS can smoke all mustangs.

    self explanatory no dialouge needed. They were owned by engine specs.

    Claim number 3: (MY FAVORITE) This girl who has a (STOCK) 94 crown vic says she could beat me because she has a V-8. (We frumrolled very briefly previously and i leaped in front). Other kids chimed in saying how they take awhile to get going but would pass me ~80.

    At this point i couldnt take it anymore. I was leaning on a table in front of them and just sort of rolled onto the floor to my right. Didnt stop chuckling til the end of the day. So now we're "not" going to go race from a dig up to like ~120 by her house (the area is huge and wide open and compltely and utterly empty). Just one run in a straight line so not too dangerous. Im going to try to get everyone to place bets against me
  • Emart
    Made
    • Jan 2005
    • 6019

    #2
    Cliff notes = HS kids at least at my school are retarded and ghey.

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    • #3
      LOL, sounds like any egotistical HS kid. Actually hardly anyone really knows how an engine even works, much less whats faster and works better lol. Before I started redoing my stang this ricer claimed his civic could beat my car simply on the fact that my car was rusty! Rofl, what does that have to do with how fast it can go....had 3 car lengths on him at the end of 2nd gear with 2.73's...he didn't talk to me any more lol. Those kids are dumb...and I am born and raised chevy lol.

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      • ACRucrazy
        banned
        • Mar 2004
        • 27924

        #4
        Sounds like the arguements i had in Highschool when I bought my Stingray... I was automaticly the fastest, because I had a vette with a 396 big block.. i couldnt loose right? LOL


        I sure have learned alot in the past 6 years.... even though I WAS probably the fastest..
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        • anotherfun240
          TCS Homer
          • Mar 2004
          • 648

          #5
          wow this sounds like a HS BF/GF arguement and both sides are going to their friends telling them what stupid things the other said.

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          • Silver4.6
            TCS Homer
            • Apr 2005
            • 1048

            #6
            maybe you can atleast make some money off of them, make some bets

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            • #7
              Don't doubt a 4500 lb vic

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              • Emart
                Made
                • Jan 2005
                • 6019

                #8
                hahaha yeah while i was laughing my mind was making that little noise cash registers make ($$$). and yes it was funny because it evolved into a conversation about how stupid i was (I believe the term is ad hominem, but dont test my latin), therefore everything i say is wrong and my car is slow.

                And afterwords i sat down at the other side of the room and watched one particularly retarded fella "whispering" to anyone that would listen all of my character traits, Smirking, and thinking about how clever he was.

                So guys, let me advide you:

                "Never argue with idiots. They'l only drag you down to their level then beat you with experience."

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                • MadMatt
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 13317

                  #9
                  :sux:

                  I went drifting through the capitols of tin
                  where men cant walk or freely talk
                  and sons turn their fathers in

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                  • Emart
                    Made
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 6019

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zenix
                    Don't doubt a 4500 lb vic

                    Well the thing is, it used to be a police car...not an interceptor or trooper, dont they tune squad cars up? Engine looked stock to me but what do i know? Everythings covered in plastic.

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                    • Emart
                      Made
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 6019

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MadMatt5oh
                      :sux:
                      yeah it does, got any good racist jokes? Those seem to be popular..

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Emart96
                        Well the thing is, it used to be a police car...not an interceptor or trooper, dont they tune squad cars up? Engine looked stock to me but what do i know? Everythings covered in plastic.
                        I read an article comparing the interceptor to the dealership crown vic. They interceptor was actually slower...

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                        • Emart
                          Made
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 6019

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Zenix
                          I read an article comparing the interceptor to the dealership crown vic. They interceptor was actually slower...
                          really?? lol that defies all logic.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Emart96
                            really?? lol that defies all logic.
                            I might actually still have the magazine around lol. I think it was car and driver or road and track or something. I remeber the article well though.

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                            • MadMatt
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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 13317

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Zenix
                              I read an article comparing the interceptor to the dealership crown vic. They interceptor was actually slower...

                              I went drifting through the capitols of tin
                              where men cant walk or freely talk
                              and sons turn their fathers in

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