Well i was sitting in class when i sparked a chevy/ford debate. I was the only ford fan against a handful of anti-ford chevy die-hards.
I will not embellish one bit, this is the exact truth of what they said..and i have to cope with this mon.-fri. from 8:15-3:00
First claim made: No ford car can beat a chevy car.
Me: how about the Ford GT?
Stupid kid: The ZO6 Corvette beats it.
Me (trying to not fall on the floor with tears of laughter): WTF makes you say that?
Stupid kid (now nodding vigorously with a handful of other idiots around the room with their eyes wide and very serious expressions on): IM NOT KIDDING THIS IS WHAT HE SAID: "No eric, you DONT know everything about cars, i read it in car trend (
:lol
) , i would know."
That was pretty funny.
Next claim: Camaro SS can smoke all mustangs.
self explanatory no dialouge needed. They were owned by engine specs.
Claim number 3: (MY FAVORITE) This girl who has a (STOCK) 94 crown vic says she could beat me because she has a V-8. (We frumrolled very briefly previously and i leaped in front). Other kids chimed in saying how they take awhile to get going but would pass me ~80.
At this point i couldnt take it anymore. I was leaning on a table in front of them and just sort of rolled onto the floor to my right. Didnt stop chuckling til the end of the day. So now we're "not" going to go race from a dig up to like ~120 by her house (the area is huge and wide open and compltely and utterly empty). Just one run in a straight line so not too dangerous. Im going to try to get everyone to place bets against me
I will not embellish one bit, this is the exact truth of what they said..and i have to cope with this mon.-fri. from 8:15-3:00

First claim made: No ford car can beat a chevy car.
Me: how about the Ford GT?
Stupid kid: The ZO6 Corvette beats it.
Me (trying to not fall on the floor with tears of laughter): WTF makes you say that?
Stupid kid (now nodding vigorously with a handful of other idiots around the room with their eyes wide and very serious expressions on): IM NOT KIDDING THIS IS WHAT HE SAID: "No eric, you DONT know everything about cars, i read it in car trend (
:lol
) , i would know."That was pretty funny.
Next claim: Camaro SS can smoke all mustangs.
self explanatory no dialouge needed. They were owned by engine specs.
Claim number 3: (MY FAVORITE) This girl who has a (STOCK) 94 crown vic says she could beat me because she has a V-8. (We frumrolled very briefly previously and i leaped in front). Other kids chimed in saying how they take awhile to get going but would pass me ~80.
At this point i couldnt take it anymore. I was leaning on a table in front of them and just sort of rolled onto the floor to my right. Didnt stop chuckling til the end of the day. So now we're "not" going to go race from a dig up to like ~120 by her house (the area is huge and wide open and compltely and utterly empty). Just one run in a straight line so not too dangerous. Im going to try to get everyone to place bets against me



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