Things you shouldn't say (or have to say) at the track...

[TRDon]

Nice race car. Is it front wheel drive?

Do you guys speak english?

Fill in the blanks, have fun with it. I am just kinda bored and it sounded like it could get funny.

[Blizzard]

I'll bet that thing gets 25 miles per gallon.

[KickAssFlash]

Ya my grandma drives one of those...you can fit 8 white people or 30 mexicans in it!

[Joe Goebbel]

I'm in the twenty second club.

Sure is a sweet 1000 pound sterio system.

Find someone who looks confused about cars and tell them how fast your Toyota Mach 1 Mustang is. Then have them pass it on to his friends.

[Fernanernie]

Did all of you come in the same car?

[KrisR]

I thought somebody told me your car was fast?

[RayK]

Did you have your AC on? That was slow.........

[Joe Goebbel]

Do you know of a good spare tire company?

[88stang]

did you hear that v-teck

[Bill M]

....Hey my wife drives a minivan too

[JPD0244]

Isnt that a neon?

does that wing help you in the quarter?

[ZEESTRATEN46]

do you have a headder (one) on that

[S40Monster]

My Dad can beat up your Dad.
Is that your winter beater?

[ClassicChrysler]

Nice race car. Is it front wheel drive?

Coming from a member of the 14 second club, that is funny!

....Hey my wife drives a minivan too

But does it run 14's?

[Macs Stang]

"dude, where is your mullet?"

"Did you hear the V-tec kick in?"

"Better fix that queefer bearing"