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  • Drunko McMoppo
    Bloody Bill Brownlow
    • Aug 2003
    • 50752

    You know you're fat when...

    You stay up all night visiting fast food restaurants websites looking at pictures of their food, knowing you don't have your license and having no way of getting there.
    1998 Buick Lesabre Custom
  • Outrun
    Answer The Call
    • Aug 2003
    • 20755

    #2
    Are you a fatass mark?

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    • Drunko McMoppo
      Bloody Bill Brownlow
      • Aug 2003
      • 50752

      #3
      Originally posted by Outrun
      Are you a fatass mark?
      Yeah, I have my license though. The person I was referring to is more fat in the head though.
      1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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      • Shaun
        The Peoples Champ
        • Jul 2003
        • 2002

        #4
        I've done that with White Castle. Knowing there isn't one close to my house but looking at the website anyway just to torture myself. Just thinking about those tasty little burgers, with the little grilled onions that explode like flavor crystals every time you bite one ......... makes me wanna burn this muthafucka down.


        97 Supra Turbo: More powerful than Mexico
        91 Mitsubishi Mirage Team Lemonparty 24 Hours of Lemons Race Car: 4G63, Gutted, Caged,Brembo'd, Slammed
        New Toy: Under Construction

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        • Drunko McMoppo
          Bloody Bill Brownlow
          • Aug 2003
          • 50752

          #5
          Originally posted by Shaun
          I've done that with White Castle. Knowing there isn't one close to my house but looking at the website anyway just to torture myself. Just thinking about those tasty little burgers, with the little grilled onions that explode like flavor crystals every time you bite one ......... makes me wanna burn this muthafucka down.
          Let's meet at White Castle, it could be our first date.
          1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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          • Shaun
            The Peoples Champ
            • Jul 2003
            • 2002

            #6
            I thought you'd never ask.


            97 Supra Turbo: More powerful than Mexico
            91 Mitsubishi Mirage Team Lemonparty 24 Hours of Lemons Race Car: 4G63, Gutted, Caged,Brembo'd, Slammed
            New Toy: Under Construction

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            • Drunko McMoppo
              Bloody Bill Brownlow
              • Aug 2003
              • 50752

              #7
              Well, you're a very intimidating person, it took me months to build up the courage to ask you out.
              1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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              • Shaun
                The Peoples Champ
                • Jul 2003
                • 2002

                #8
                Well what can I say, I am starting quarterback...


                97 Supra Turbo: More powerful than Mexico
                91 Mitsubishi Mirage Team Lemonparty 24 Hours of Lemons Race Car: 4G63, Gutted, Caged,Brembo'd, Slammed
                New Toy: Under Construction

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                • Outrun
                  Answer The Call
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 20755

                  #9

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                  • Drunko McMoppo
                    Bloody Bill Brownlow
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 50752

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Outrun
                    Who would want to bond with him? He has no cak!
                    1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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                    • Outrun
                      Answer The Call
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 20755

                      #11
                      Speaking of fast food, I went to a Sonic in Wyoming when I was coming back from Colorado. That place fucking sucks. I see commercials for them all the time on TV, and I don't think they even have any in Mn. It looks so good on TV, they have all sorts of good looking shit. I get there order, and seriously, I would have rather eaten at McD's than Sonic. Their burgers tasted worse than McDonald's.

                      True Story, Sonic Blows.

                      Edit, I hit 1,000 posts. Whoopdy Frickin' Doo.

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                      • Shaun
                        The Peoples Champ
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 2002

                        #12
                        Flag on the play, cock block on the defense. 5 yards, and loss of pants.


                        97 Supra Turbo: More powerful than Mexico
                        91 Mitsubishi Mirage Team Lemonparty 24 Hours of Lemons Race Car: 4G63, Gutted, Caged,Brembo'd, Slammed
                        New Toy: Under Construction

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                        • Dustball
                          My title here
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 3251

                          #13
                          Originally posted by LTDpower
                          Who would want to bond with him? He has no cak!
                          Who's the pitcher and who's the catcher?
                          When we got to my place, I already had a candle burning. It was by "Glade", which I think you pronounce like the singer Sade, because it is an exotic candle that smells just like real pine.

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                          • Akromix
                            oat goat
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 23163

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dustball
                            Who's the pitcher and who's the catcher?

                            The catcher is some guy with a Bronco who smokes up John *****'s shop.
                            god damned tinypic.

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                            • Dustball
                              My title here
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 3251

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Akromix
                              The catcher is some guy with a Bronco who smokes up John *****'s shop.
                              Ah, You no funnay.

                              Hmm, I need to get around to swapping that engine out.
                              When we got to my place, I already had a candle burning. It was by "Glade", which I think you pronounce like the singer Sade, because it is an exotic candle that smells just like real pine.

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