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  • Outrun
    Answer The Call
    • Aug 2003
    • 20755

    His/Her Perfect Day

    THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
    8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
    8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
    8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants
    open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
    9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
    10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
    10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
    12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
    12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds
    1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
    3:00 Nap
    4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
    admirer
    4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but
    gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
    5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before
    full length mirror
    7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
    received from other diners/dancers
    10:00 Hot shower (alone)
    10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
    11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
    11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

    THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
    6:00 Alarm
    6:15 Blow job
    6:30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section
    7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked,
    buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
    7:30 Limo arrives
    7:45 Several beers en-route to airport
    9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
    9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
    9:45 Play front nine - 2 under
    11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
    12:15 Blow job
    12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
    2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
    2:30 Fly to Bahamas
    3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude
    who also bend over a lot displaying growlers
    4:30 Land world record Marlin(1234lbs) - on light tackle
    5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending
    over, naturally).
    6:45 shit, Shower and Shave
    7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated;
    7:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet
    steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits
    9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you
    watch football game
    9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending
    over)
    11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
    11:30 A night cap blow job
    11:45 In bed alone
    11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog
    to leave the room
    11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

    *jacked from SVTP.com
  • RedStal95
    Genius
    • Jan 2003
    • 1336

    #2
    so true
    Andy
    Stock 95 GT **SOLD**
    http://www.maperformance.com

    -B-S-M-

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    • StangerJon
      esse jay
      TCS Auto-X Driver
      • Oct 2003
      • 16655

      #3
      Originally posted by Outrun
      11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog
      to leave the room
      11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
      I like to call that the money shot.

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      • Video_Master
        Kickin it Hybrid Style
        • Jun 2003
        • 10524

        #4
        Originally posted by StangerJon
        I like to call that the money shot.

        Ohh son, you have alot to learn.

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        • MadMatt
          _________________
          • Jan 2004
          • 13317

          #5
          Originally posted by Video_Master
          Ohh son, you have alot to learn.

          I went drifting through the capitols of tin
          where men cant walk or freely talk
          and sons turn their fathers in

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          • bandit
            -Kenne Bell Power-
            • Sep 2003
            • 55

            #6
            Man.....I am at work, trying not to laugh out loud as I read this.............

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            • kineda
              Fuck your Subaru
              • Apr 2004
              • 29884

              #7
              awesome
              Originally posted by LTDpower
              You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
              Originally posted by ProRauder
              I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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              • Stormwalker
                ggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggg
                Moderator
                • Mar 2004
                • 21617

                #8
                You forgot a couple of entries for the perfect day for him:

                -Cruising in the 700hp Mustang, winning every street race

                -LAN party
                Originally posted by Nick
                The choice is easy.

                Taxwalker.

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                • Mullet Tuner
                  TCS Homer
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 15906

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Stormwalker
                  You forgot a couple of entries for the perfect day for him:

                  -Cruising in the 1700hp Camaro, winning every street race

                  -LAN party
                  Fixed it for ya.


                  That list is fucking awesome
                  Originally posted by Gerald
                  black z is a TCS fgt he should sell that z and go buy a blown 87 gt so he could be a true TCS fgt

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                  • 351capri
                    64 fairlane someday
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 14584

                    #10
                    thats great, if that were my list i would be drunk before 9 AM.

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                    • MetallicPony
                      Moderator
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 14093

                      #11
                      Originally posted by StangerJon
                      I like to call that the money shot.

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                      • CletusFD3S
                        TCS Homer
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 823

                        #12
                        Originally posted by 351capri
                        thats great, if that were my list i would be drunk before 9 AM.
                        sounds like me before finals last year... lol
                        Originally posted by Fast One
                        In my opinion, light beer is like decaf coffee -- WTF is the point??

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                        • Outrun
                          Answer The Call
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 20755

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Stormwalker
                          You forgot a couple of entries for the perfect day for him:

                          -Cruising in the 700hp Mustang, winning every street race

                          -LAN party
                          Pffffft. I'd rather get head and look at hot lesbians than play video games.

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                          • CleanLX
                            sno pro
                            Admin
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 35005

                            #14
                            I liked how the women's areas were refered to as 'growlers' Ha!

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                            • mnstang
                              Bookending TCS
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 33500

                              #15

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