Guess who i just played tennis with??

[MetallicPony]

just whacked some balls with Rich Gannon of the oakland raiders, formerly the vik-queens he's a really cool guy, not a bad tennis player either for how old he is...

so that's my brush of fame for the day..

[punch]

who won?

[MetallicPony]

we didn't play a match, so who knows

[mnstang]

you "wacked balls"?????????
umm, didn't need to know that nancy.

so you guys just volley'd and shit or what?

[Roast'em]

So?

I tackled a methhead today

[FiveO]

Originally posted by Roast'em
So?

I tackled a methhead today

Oh...I gotta hear this story

Do tell......

[MetallicPony]

Originally posted by mnstang
you "wacked balls"?????????
umm, didn't need to know that nancy.

so you guys just volley'd and shit or what?

volleyed, hot at the base line, nothing too much...

perv...

[Roast'em]

Originally posted by 84FiveO
Oh...I gotta hear this story

Do tell......

I do loss prevention at a major sporting goods store. This crackhead walked out with a gun holster and he didn't like it when we stopped him for it. We had to struggle with him for a while and eventually put him in a chokehold until the police arrived.

It was fun

[Obscene1]

you play tennis

[Dave90GT]

Originally posted by Roast'em
I do loss prevention at a major sporting goods store. This crackhead walked out with a gun holster and he didn't like it when we stopped him for it. We had to struggle with him for a while and eventually put him in a chokehold until the police arrived.

It was fun

You shoulda brought him to the back room and worked him over for a bit with a rubber hose. That should keep him from coming back again. You handcuffed him right?

Dave

[Roast'em]

Originally posted by Dave90GT
You handcuffed him right?

Dave

I actually forgot my handcuffs on this one. They would've been nice to have

[Dave90GT]

Just don't forget to Double-lock them, after checking for fit and tightness making sure they are gapped. You do all that right? Or do you just use zip ties on them? Either way, it's funny how you don't deny working him over in the back room with some rubber hose. I know some people through my job who take their jobs as loss prevention/assets protection VERY seriously. If you fuck with their store it's like you killed their family. Crazy stuff. Are you like that?

Dave

P.S. You don't refer to yourself as a "Store Detective" do you? I've seen that as a title and I think it's ridiculous.

[Roast'em]

I like my job and take it seriously, but I'm not a wannabe cop or anything.
If you fuck with my store and get away with it, I take it personally. But if I catch you it's all good. You're just another number to my tally.

[Zephyrefi]

Does Gannon live here? I know he's a fan of Minnesota sports.

[Dave90GT]

5 TD Passes in the Superbowl

Originally posted by 2003Mach1
Does Gannon live here? I know he's a fan of Minnesota sports.

Yeah, he lives in one of the WASP cities like Edina or Eden Prairie or something like that. I know it's one of the Western Suburbs.

Dave