Weirdest day of my life.

[Outrun]

So the other day, I went to meet my Uncle at his work in Minneapolis. I was hungry after I got done talking to him so I decided to go to the McDonalds next door. I had a half an hour to eat then hustle up and get back to work about 10 minutes away. The drive through was about 15 cars deep, so I said screw this and went in. I went in and there was a line about 5 people deep so I decided to wait. There was an old couple counting out pennies and bitching to the cashier, about the price of their food or sales tax or something stupid. After 3 minutes of this, I could feel my face getting red as I started to get angry. So I waited. Finally it was my turn. I ordered a quarter pounder with cheese, fries and a coke. I got it pretty fast which was cool, and I went to sit down. As I was sitting there unwrapping my sad excuse for a hamburger, I noticed this lady was eyeing me up like a piece of meat, which made me feel really uncomfortable because she would not take her eyes off of me. She had this huge handbag of some sort right next to her which made me think she may have been homeless. She had that whole homeless look about her. As I took one bite, I noticed they forgot to give me a glass. So I had to go and wait for a minute to tell them they forgot my glass. So now I have to double time it because I have to be back in 15 minutes. So I get done filling up my coke and go to sit down, and my hamburger is gone! I look over and see that same lady eating a hamburger. I am dead positive that she was not eating anything while I saw her, and it would have been impossible for her to order it in the time it took me to go and get my glass and fill it up. Now I’m really pissed off. I am looking at her and she will not make eye contact with me. So after a minute, relief washes over me and I think to myself, I have money, and she probably doesn’t and even though it’s messed up, I can go buy another. I don’t want to confront her because the situation is weird for one and for two, I feel bad for her. There is no longer a line, so I go buy another to go so I can eat it on the way back to work. As I am leaving, the lady is gone, but her handbag is still there, sitting in the same place. So I look around to make sure she is gone. So I picked it up and decided to open it up. And that’s what happened to me today. Never had a weirder day in my life.

[mnstang]

soooooo what was in the bag

[TitaniumGT]

Good story.....

Great delivery, but it kinda tapered off at the end there.

[RedStal95]

soooooo what was in the bag

yea wtf

[-D]

finish the story fart-knocker. take anything?

[WUTUGOT]

yeah....what the hell was in the handbag....probably alot of cash!!!!

[Ruiner]

I can't believe I read through all that bull**** for that deliberately crappy ending.

[Fernanernie]

Is this kinda like Pulp Fiction where we don't get to see what's in the suitcase?

[JPD0244]

So did you sit there with that handbag and steal someone elses food or what?

[Mullet Tuner]

nice ending

[Mili M]

seriously...whats in the bag? good story other than that.

[Zephyrefi]

[Sleeper]

So after a minute, relief washes over me and I think to myself, I have money, and she probably doesn’t and even though it’s messed up, I can go buy another.

...i dunno why that is funny...

[CleanLX]

...............in the bag there was ...a finger...the middle one....it said....fuck you.

[itsalady]

I've gotta go to sleep now, so tell what was in the bag!!!