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Yesterday, while paying a bill, I met a friend of mine from h/s who I hadnt seen in a few years. His name is Brian. So we're all excited to see each other, and I decide I'm gonna hang with him for the rest of the day, to catch up on old times. So we're at his place, and his roomate just moved out. This roomate used to work at Wal-Mart, and left some of those blue vests there. Genius strikes us...we should go to Wal-Mart and pretend to be employees, and see what happens.....
Anyways, so we get there at about 7 pm. We both have our blue vests on, and both of our name tags say 'Daniel'. We decided to split up, but not venture too far from one another. We had a really hard time keeping a straight face thru all this.
So we go walking in, and the damn people greeter doesnt even greet us. Guess us employees dont get a hello. Old ass biotch. So we go walking towards the toy aisle. Any other employees we pass dont even give us a second look. Then we hear the first one..."Excuse me.....excuse me...". Ha! My first customer. Lady, mid-thirties, with a kid.
Customer- "I'm looking for board games, my friend told me there was a Muppets Monopoly game, and I want to get it. Where are those"
Me- "Well ma'am, i'm not from this department, i'm from Fruit, and i'm on break, but if i had to guess, i'd say they were with all the other board games".
Customer- "And where are those".
Me- "I dunno. Its my first day."
Customer- *stares*
Me- "But wait, my esteemed colleague Daniel might know".
I shout to Daniel, who's laughing over by the Barbies.
Me- "Hey man, this chick here wants to know where we have Muppet Monopoly"
Daniel ( Brian) - "Oh man, we sold the last one 5 minutes ago to some kid with a nose ring"
Customer- "Well, when will you get any more in"
Daniel- "Next Thursday at 5:47. Ask for Shareef, he handles all the cardboard entertainment".
Lady gives us a weird look, and goes on her way.
So we are walking around, and we go past the electronics section. Theres a employee there who is getting a big tv off one of the shelves. I guess it was a 'buy as is' item, since there was no box. He goes "hey guys...can you help me with this really fast." Nope. We're on break. Sorry buddy, good luck with that though.
So now we're walking thru the mens section, and a guy approaches us. "Hey guys, where can I find underwear?"
Daniel aka Brian - "New or used?"
I lost it. I started laughing loud as hell, I couldnt help it. This guy though, got pissed. Wasnt really a humorous type. He asked for our managers name, and hell, we didnt know it. So we told him Shareef over in Toys was our boss. He stomped off. So now we're in the grocery section. I was just about to check some eggs for this lady when I hear a loud "Excuse me"
Well hello there, you must be the Manager. I was like "Sup man."
Manager- "Who the hell are you two"
Me- "Well, we're the Daniels"
Manager- "When did you start?"
Me- "About 15 minutes ago"
Manager- "Who hired you?"
Me- "Uhhh...."
Manager- "Look, I need to know who hired you, you've been here 15 minutes and pissed off one guy, and then the Electronics Manager told me you wouldnt help him with a TV. Who is your supervisor?"
This guy was starting to get a little pissed. He's yelling at us, customers are watching, employees are curious, I've got a carton of eggs in my hand, and I dont even work there.
So we come clean. "Look man, we dont even work here, we're just having some fun."
Manager- "Come with me. I want all your information, I want to report this."
Me- "I dont think so. We're leaving"
Manager- "If you ever come back here I'm calling the cops"
Me- really loud- "Well duck you then, I quit".
In front of at least 30 people. So we walked out, with him chasing us the whole way out of the store.
I lasted about 23 minutes in my first, and only day as a Wal-Mart employee.
Anyways, so we get there at about 7 pm. We both have our blue vests on, and both of our name tags say 'Daniel'. We decided to split up, but not venture too far from one another. We had a really hard time keeping a straight face thru all this.
So we go walking in, and the damn people greeter doesnt even greet us. Guess us employees dont get a hello. Old ass biotch. So we go walking towards the toy aisle. Any other employees we pass dont even give us a second look. Then we hear the first one..."Excuse me.....excuse me...". Ha! My first customer. Lady, mid-thirties, with a kid.
Customer- "I'm looking for board games, my friend told me there was a Muppets Monopoly game, and I want to get it. Where are those"
Me- "Well ma'am, i'm not from this department, i'm from Fruit, and i'm on break, but if i had to guess, i'd say they were with all the other board games".
Customer- "And where are those".
Me- "I dunno. Its my first day."
Customer- *stares*
Me- "But wait, my esteemed colleague Daniel might know".
I shout to Daniel, who's laughing over by the Barbies.
Me- "Hey man, this chick here wants to know where we have Muppet Monopoly"
Daniel ( Brian) - "Oh man, we sold the last one 5 minutes ago to some kid with a nose ring"
Customer- "Well, when will you get any more in"
Daniel- "Next Thursday at 5:47. Ask for Shareef, he handles all the cardboard entertainment".
Lady gives us a weird look, and goes on her way.
So we are walking around, and we go past the electronics section. Theres a employee there who is getting a big tv off one of the shelves. I guess it was a 'buy as is' item, since there was no box. He goes "hey guys...can you help me with this really fast." Nope. We're on break. Sorry buddy, good luck with that though.
So now we're walking thru the mens section, and a guy approaches us. "Hey guys, where can I find underwear?"
Daniel aka Brian - "New or used?"
I lost it. I started laughing loud as hell, I couldnt help it. This guy though, got pissed. Wasnt really a humorous type. He asked for our managers name, and hell, we didnt know it. So we told him Shareef over in Toys was our boss. He stomped off. So now we're in the grocery section. I was just about to check some eggs for this lady when I hear a loud "Excuse me"
Well hello there, you must be the Manager. I was like "Sup man."
Manager- "Who the hell are you two"
Me- "Well, we're the Daniels"
Manager- "When did you start?"
Me- "About 15 minutes ago"
Manager- "Who hired you?"
Me- "Uhhh...."
Manager- "Look, I need to know who hired you, you've been here 15 minutes and pissed off one guy, and then the Electronics Manager told me you wouldnt help him with a TV. Who is your supervisor?"
This guy was starting to get a little pissed. He's yelling at us, customers are watching, employees are curious, I've got a carton of eggs in my hand, and I dont even work there.
So we come clean. "Look man, we dont even work here, we're just having some fun."
Manager- "Come with me. I want all your information, I want to report this."
Me- "I dont think so. We're leaving"
Manager- "If you ever come back here I'm calling the cops"
Me- really loud- "Well duck you then, I quit".
In front of at least 30 people. So we walked out, with him chasing us the whole way out of the store.
I lasted about 23 minutes in my first, and only day as a Wal-Mart employee.
there really is no crime i can think of commited there, maybe a tresspass but for that to be the case they would have had to have been told not to b there prior to doing there impersonanting.....id probably tell the guy to lighten up a bit and have some fun.....cya
That would be sooo much fun doing something like that. I have old Famous Dave's shirts? Hmmmmmmm...........
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