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  • Fosters
    Typical white person
    • Sep 2006
    • 16014

    I love looking for a job...

    I should probably submit this to engrish.com. Headhunters are getting worse and worse, I swear... I think this has been the best overall phrase so far:

    Please check the below Eduction information what ever client required and revert back to me please inline .

    I pretty much stopped responding to the idiot after he sent me that. I've tried reading it many times, and still can't figure out what I need to revert inline. After I didn't respond to the email, he sent the same email/phrase over about 5 times, after which the guy just gave up and submitted my resume to the client without my consent. Found out because they wanted to interview me.

    Top 5 Runner-ups:

    Great opening for the position of SSIS with Oracle experience. @ Boston, MA

    This is a Senior Database Administrator position that is critical to the organization who is responsible for database engineering

    You might fit for the below position. if you comfortable kindly send me your updated resume asap.

    Below is the very urgent requirement, its immediate interview and closure.

    Troubleshooting the SQL SERVER Setup Failure Issues.



    Feel free to share your conversations with Patel.
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  • Akromix
    oat goat
    • Oct 2003
    • 23163

    #2
    god damned tinypic.

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    • Fernanernie
      Hot slut aficionado
      • Dec 2003
      • 50750

      #3
      Get a job asshole

      Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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      • 68GTO
        The Coach Z
        • Sep 2003
        • 15772

        #4
        Stop looking for job. Spend time in your room on computer. Create "cute" program that helps people waste time while feeling good about themselves. Become internet Billionaire...
        Captain Obvious reporting for duty.
        • Bullet point mafia
        There = a place
        Their = belonging to someone, possessive
        They're = contraction of they + are

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        • sport the war
          لا أحد يعلم ما يقول هذا لكنها
          • Dec 2004
          • 17482

          #5
          I am going to make snub book. Everyone can snub everyone else.

          Originally posted by CAMSS30
          I have my hand on the pulse of CL users after 7-8 years of dealing with them daily.

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          • sinSStr
            Pro lurker
            • Jun 2008
            • 27376

            #6
            My favorite e-mails are the ones offering you jobs that you aren't even qualified for.
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            Rockin'98/Garage Couch Mafia

            Originally posted by Outrun
            You should write books. Your attention to detail had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I had no idea what to expect until I got to the end. And let me tell you, I came. Hard. Thanks! Will read again. Asset to TCS. A++++++++++
            Originally posted by SVT5LITER
            I had to unexpectedly part with a pair of briefs today, lol. Not totally sure what that was about
            R.I.P. Rockin'98!

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