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  • KickAssFlash
    TCS AutoX Driver
    TCS Auto-X Driver
    • Jul 2004
    • 11568

    Get Ready for the F'd Up Weapons of the Future



    Mind-bending ‘psychotronic’ guns that can effectively turn people into zombies have been given the go-ahead by Russian president Vladimir Putin.

    The futuristic weapons – which will attack the central nervous system of their victims – are being developed by the country’s scientists.

    They could be used against Russia’s enemies and, perhaps, its own dissidents by the end of the decade.

    Sources in Moscow say Mr Putin has described the guns, which use electromagnetic radiation like that found in microwave ovens, as ‘entirely new instruments for achieving political and strategic goals’.

    Mr Putin added: ‘Such high-tech weapons systems will be comparable in effect to nuclear weapons, but will be more acceptable in terms of political and military ideology.’

    Plans to introduce the super- weapons were announced quietly last week by Russian defence minister Anatoly Serdyukov, fulfilling a little-noticed election campaign pledge by president-elect Putin.

    Mr Serdyukov said: ‘The development of weaponry based on new physics principles – direct-energy weapons, geophysical weapons, wave-energy weapons, genetic weapons, psychotronic weapons, and so on – is part of the state arms procurement programme for 2011-2020.’

    Specific proposals on developing the weapons are due to be drawn up before December by a new Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency.

    Research into electromagnetic weapons has been secretly carried out in the US and Russia since the Fifties. But now it appears Mr Putin has stolen a march on the Americans. Precise details of the Russian gun have not been revealed. However, previous research has shown that low-frequency waves or beams can affect brain cells, alter psychological states and make it possible to transmit suggestions and commands directly into someone’s thought processes.

    High doses of microwaves can damage the functioning of internal organs, control behaviour or even drive victims to suicide. Anatoly Tsyganok, head of the Military Forecasting Centre in Moscow, said: ‘This is a highly serious weapon.

    ‘When it was used for dispersing a crowd and it was focused on a man, his body temperature went up immediately as if he was thrown into a hot frying pan. Still, we know very little about this weapon and even special forces guys can hardly cope with it.’

    The long-term effects are not known, but two years ago a former major in the Russian foreign intelligence agency, the GRU, died in Scotland after making claims about such a weapons programme to MI6.

    Sergei Serykh, 43, claimed he was a victim of weapons which he said were ‘many times more powerful than in the Matrix films’.

    Mr Serykh died after falling from a Glasgow tower block with his wife and stepson in March 2010. While his death was assumed to be suicide, his family fear there was foul play.

    Last night the Ministry of Defence declined to comment.
  • Drunko McMoppo
    Bloody Bill Brownlow
    • Aug 2003
    • 50752

    #2
    Sounds fun.
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    • sinSStr
      Pro lurker
      • Jun 2008
      • 27376

      #3
      Neat.
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      • iamtheshaner
        TCS Homer
        • May 2008
        • 3566

        #4
        Part bionic
        And organic
        Not a cyborg
        Call him Psychotron

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        • johnnysuede23
          5.0brah!
          • Feb 2008
          • 1382

          #5
          Looks like we are all going to need tin foil hats

          Every day is a little better then the next.

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