porky's

[Turbohwagon]

Who wants to go to the pig?

[jjhirsch]

Where is everyone I got the stang out.

[Drunko McMoppo]

I thought Porky's closed?

[Scotty07]

I thought Porky's closed?

No, they faked it on a movie set in Hollywood. I am there now.

[ef5]

No, they faked it on a movie set in Hollywood. I am there now.

I've been here since the dinner hour Scotty. The ex MAS employees are getting into a heated argument with guys from something called TCO, and the lunch lady is trying to muscle her way in between them............

[mark_eych]

I was at Porky's a few weeks ago. MSRA event at Pioneer village. What a great venue for older gentlemen and respectful youngsters.

[Scotty07]

I've been here since the dinner hour Scotty. The ex MAS employees are getting into a heated argument with guys from something called TCO, and the lunch lady is trying to muscle her way in between them............

I think I see you. I just waved.

[ef5]

I think I see you. I just waved.

Yeah I waved back, the lunch lady can't keep up, now a Grand Am with neon under lighting is revving its engine attempting a burnout in the lot. Saturday nights at Porkys................

[Old Man]

I was at Porky's a few weeks ago. MSRA event at Pioneer village. What a great venue for older gentlemen and respectful youngsters.

Did they move the Parking lot Nazi there too?

[Scotty07]

Yeah I waved back, the lunch lady can't keep up, now a Grand Am with neon under lighting is revving its engine attempting a burnout in the lot. Saturday nights at Porkys................

I think I see D9 wandering over towards some ugly-ass Trans Am. I wonder what he is up to...Hey! Looks like he just pulled a plug wire!!!! Holy shit. That car is the most modded car in the history of modded cars and now it wont be able to do a burn out.

Now Drop Top is over trying to intervene in that fight you were talking about. His union skills have honed him into a fine peace keeper and negotiator. He will probably suggest that all of TCO move to the one handicapped spot and hang out there.

Oh ohhh, looks like Fern' just had a chocolate shake. No MILF for him tonight!!!!

[Scotty07]

Did they move the Parking lot Nazi there too?

She actually died about four years ago. No one could tell the difference with the smell and all.

[ef5]

Here comes the older guy w the blue original Hemi GTX 4 spd pulling into the lot. Its like Moses parting the Red Sea.

[Turbohwagon]

I'm wagoning around, bored.

[Mike R]

You guys are just making things up. I live right down the street from Porky's and I didn't see anyone there.

[Scotty07]

I'm wagoning around, bored.

Stop by. Good crowd and things are heating up!! I'm thinking of reving to 2,000 RPM and dumping the clutch when I leave. There is a chance I will alter the length of the day when the tires hook up.