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  • kineda
    Fuck your Subaru
    • Apr 2004
    • 29884

    F you Gravity

    So i just had the pleasure of free falling 4 floors in an elevator. Was coming down like normal, then on the 4th floor according to the the display the car made a rather substatial jerk which prompted me to make an involuntary face. sat there looking at 4 on the display with the car not moving, then proceeded to hit the "doors open" button several times. after a few minutes the door finally opened to the basement.

    at the time i was still thinking wtf and that there was no way that just happened. tried thinking it through in my head about the whole ride, when 4 light up it was like 1-2 seconds from when the jerk stopped. i then started trying to remember the speed of gravity etc because 1-2 seconds seemed waaay too fast to go 40 feet. sure as shit when i just checked online:

    The nominal "average" value at the Earth's surface, known as standard gravity is, by definition, 9.80665 m/s2 (32.1740 ft/s2).
    fuck you gravity and thank god for elevator e-brakes
    Originally posted by LTDpower
    You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
    Originally posted by ProRauder
    I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast
  • Fernanernie
    Hot slut aficionado
    • Dec 2003
    • 50750

    #2
    Let me correct that for you. The accelleration for gravity is 9.8 m/s2
    Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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    • 94fobrah
      2012 RSN #3
      • Oct 2007
      • 8820

      #3
      Ever thought of takin the stairs?
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      • kineda
        Fuck your Subaru
        • Apr 2004
        • 29884

        #4
        Originally posted by Fernanernie View Post
        Let me correct that for you. The accelleration for gravity is 9.8 m/s2
        how about i accellerate the back of my hand across your face?
        Originally posted by LTDpower
        You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
        Originally posted by ProRauder
        I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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        • Fernanernie
          Hot slut aficionado
          • Dec 2003
          • 50750

          #5
          Originally posted by kineda View Post
          how about i accellerate the back of my hand across your face?
          Shut up or I'll fuck your mom and send you a copy of the video this time
          Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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          • 2baditsnotachev
            TCS Homer
            • Jul 2011
            • 2354

            #6
            Originally posted by Fernanernie View Post
            Shut up or I'll fuck your mom and send you a copy of the video this time
            Why not post it on the pictures and videos section for us all?

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            • Mustangmatt
              The bobs...
              • May 2004
              • 10806

              #7
              Originally posted by kineda View Post
              So i just had the pleasure of free falling 4 floors in an elevator. Was coming down like normal, then on the 4th floor according to the the display the car made a rather substatial jerk which prompted me to make an involuntary face. sat there looking at 4 on the display with the car not moving, then proceeded to hit the "doors open" button several times. after a few minutes the door finally opened to the basement.

              at the time i was still thinking wtf and that there was no way that just happened. tried thinking it through in my head about the whole ride, when 4 light up it was like 1-2 seconds from when the jerk stopped. i then started trying to remember the speed of gravity etc because 1-2 seconds seemed waaay too fast to go 40 feet. sure as shit when i just checked online:



              fuck you gravity and thank god for elevator e-brakes
              Holy fuck was this at work?!?!?!!
              Originally posted by Slow35th
              Your moms combustion chamber is great for forced induction.

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              • 98Julik
                TCS Homer
                • Mar 2007
                • 2614

                #8
                Originally posted by Fernanernie View Post
                Let me correct that for you. The accelleration for gravity is 9.8 m/s2
                Let me correct that for you. The acceleration for gravity is 9.8 m/s2
                Originally posted by Fernanernie
                It's like watching a fat girl in stretch pants and a thong dancing. Sooner or later, something is going to happen, it might not be pretty, but you can't help watching
                .

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                • Dustball
                  My title here
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3251

                  #9
                  Originally posted by 98Julik View Post
                  Let me correct that for you. The acceleration for gravity is 9.8 m/s2
                  Let me correct that for you. The acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s^2.
                  When we got to my place, I already had a candle burning. It was by "Glade", which I think you pronounce like the singer Sade, because it is an exotic candle that smells just like real pine.

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                  • Fernanernie
                    Hot slut aficionado
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 50750

                    #10
                    Originally posted by 98Julik View Post
                    Let me correct that for you. The acceleration for gravity is 9.8 m/s2
                    That too
                    Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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                    • AdamZ82
                      2020 Zombie Apocalypse
                      • May 2005
                      • 2180

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Dustball View Post
                      Let me correct that for you. The acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s^2.
                      Let me correct that for you; the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s^2.

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                      • specialk922
                        CAPTAIN CAPS LOCK
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 3237

                        #12
                        Originally posted by AdamZ82 View Post
                        Let me correct that for you; the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s^2.
                        Let me accurify that for you. The acceleration of gravity is 9.81 m/s^2.

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                        • Slow94Formula
                          TCS Regular
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 105

                          #13
                          Surprised no one posted this yet...

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                          • Fernanernie
                            Hot slut aficionado
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 50750

                            #14
                            Originally posted by specialk922 View Post
                            Let me accurify that for you. The acceleration of gravity is 9.81 m/s^2.
                            9.80665 m/sē or 35.30394 (km/h)/s (~32.174 ft/sē or ~21.937 mph/s)
                            Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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                            • specialk922
                              CAPTAIN CAPS LOCK
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 3237

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Fernanernie View Post
                              9.80665 m/sē or 35.30394 (km/h)/s (~32.174 ft/sē or ~21.937 mph/s)
                              Yes, I know.

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