2011 Ford Fiesta Crash Test

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  • 1moretoy
    EAT SLEEP FISH
    • May 2005
    • 27018

    #16
    Originally posted by Newbomb Turk View Post
    Dude, you need to ride the bus. Seriously.
    the bus would just crash.

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    • Newbomb Turk
      Insignificant and boring.
      • Apr 2005
      • 15538

      #17
      Originally posted by 1moretoy View Post
      the bus would just crash.
      Or run him over.

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      • NOTNSS
        x
        • Mar 2004
        • 42731

        #18
        We need pics of the wrecked car. For all we know you were kidnapped by the Chinese, tortured to give them secrets on how to increase productivity of 8 year olds, and you're using a 'car accident' as a cover for your injuries

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        • The Russinator
          TCS Homer
          • Apr 2003
          • 5648

          #19
          More proof he cant be killed by cars.

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          • SFC
            I know drama
            • Jun 2004
            • 24976

            #20
            Man, not only did that visit to China destroy your spelling and grammar (although it does appear to be getting much better), it also caused you to start driving like a Chinese woman.
            You stay classy Chet Beireis
            Originally posted by Paul Revere
            I can't wait for that ****** to take all the credit


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            • Fernanernie
              Hot slut aficionado
              • Dec 2003
              • 50750

              #21
              Originally posted by Newbomb Turk View Post
              Dude, you need to ride the bus. Seriously.
              No way! I want to get to work in one piece!
              Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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              • Fosters
                Typical white person
                • Sep 2006
                • 16014

                #22
                Glad you're ok dude. I take it the car is totalled; what's coming next?
                Originally posted by punch
                SFC is a bag of stupid.
                Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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                • fuzzy moonunit
                  TCS Homer
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 4860

                  #23
                  Originally posted by NOTNSS View Post
                  We need pics of the wrecked car. For all we know you were kidnapped by the Chinese, tortured to give them secrets on how to increase productivity of 8 year olds, and you're using a 'car accident' as a cover for your injuries
                  I'm trying but the car was owned/insured by my girlfriend and her parents. Her parents are nuts and are truly convinced I was drunk driving and I'm a felon and have a record of drunk driving (something they could easily look up online and discover is not true). Despite the fact that I'm on medication that would cause me to lose consciousness after one beer and I would die if I discontinued the medication they continue to believe this and tell people this. It's starting to get into defamation territory.

                  Fosters - Dunno if it's totaled. It's borderline, so it'll all depend on the frame I guess. The front damage all stops at the engine if I remember correctly. If it's totaled my girlfriend plans to use the money to pay off student loans and just take the bus.

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                  • Newbomb Turk
                    Insignificant and boring.
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 15538

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Fosters View Post
                    Glad you're ok dude. I take it the car is totalled; what's coming next?
                    Hopefully something with military specs.

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                    • fuzzy moonunit
                      TCS Homer
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 4860

                      #25
                      I figured you'd just drive me around since you live so close. Feel brave enough to drive with someone in your car who has been in FOUR car-related incidents in roughly a year?

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                      • Newbomb Turk
                        Insignificant and boring.
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 15538

                        #26
                        Originally posted by fuzzy moonunit View Post
                        I figured you'd just drive me around since you live so close. Feel brave enough to drive with someone in your car who has been in FOUR car-related incidents in roughly a year?
                        Buy a Hummer.

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                        • LadyCobra
                          Sum Dum Ho
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 11671

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Newbomb Turk View Post
                          Buy a Hummer.
                          That's what she said!

                          Glad you are "relatively" ok Fuzzy!
                          09 Flex | 11 Escape | HELLFYR's Woman

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                          • fuzzy moonunit
                            TCS Homer
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 4860

                            #28
                            I updated w/ pics of the car on the first post. As you can see there's ZERO damage from the fenders on back and even the front suspension looks okay. I guess it'll all come down to the frame, engine damage, and the airbags to see if it's totaled or not.

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                            • Fernanernie
                              Hot slut aficionado
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 50750

                              #29
                              Originally posted by fuzzy moonunit View Post
                              If it's totaled my girlfriend plans to use the money to pay off student loans and just take the bus.
                              FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Tell her to stay off Route 672
                              Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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                              • Scotty07
                                Meh
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 19655

                                #30
                                So you were alone at the time?
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