Cows are aliens??

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  • NAZISALEEN
    Afro Samurai
    • Sep 2004
    • 12235

    Cows are aliens??

    They have WAY to many stomachs :idiot: and they have made us reliant on their sumptious and tasty flesh! Yes No? Comments! :idiot:
  • 92Frankenstein
    SWAMP *****
    • Jun 2004
    • 3298

    #2
    We need to find better hobbies...

    Pokemon are cheap now.

    GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
    Expect nothing less, maybe more. :idiot:
    Originally posted by HerrKooled
    OH SHIT AND IT'S OLD MAN OUT OF NOWHERE!! BOW!

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    • lilstang5O
      any pony power left out there?
      • Dec 2003
      • 9204

      #3
      Jeremy I think ya gota good point! They scare me And make funny noises! If they spkoke english then I'd run for the hills!
      Ride:
      '97 Mustang GT a.k.a. BLACK SUNSHINE!!

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      • 92Frankenstein
        SWAMP *****
        • Jun 2004
        • 3298

        #4
        Cows taste like happy, that is for sure.

        Maybe they are not actually alien, but rather altered by aliens to be what they are. It is the aliens master plan to have us eat lots of red meat and die, so they can have all the goat cheese and chicken.

        I think we are getting somewhere with this, I say we take this past page 2
        Expect nothing less, maybe more. :idiot:
        Originally posted by HerrKooled
        OH SHIT AND IT'S OLD MAN OUT OF NOWHERE!! BOW!

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        • 92Frankenstein
          SWAMP *****
          • Jun 2004
          • 3298

          #5
          Posting to be not 666
          Expect nothing less, maybe more. :idiot:
          Originally posted by HerrKooled
          OH SHIT AND IT'S OLD MAN OUT OF NOWHERE!! BOW!

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          • Drunko McMoppo
            Bloody Bill Brownlow
            • Aug 2003
            • 50752

            #6
            666 = pimp shit dawg. Let's rap it up you funkadelic fellow you.
            1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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            • theduckylittle
              Duck uber Alles
              • Jan 2003
              • 5435

              #7
              +1 to the effort

              -Duck
              1992 Mazda MX3: L3 100 BigYmp.

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              • SuperHO
                Shits Weak......
                • Oct 2003
                • 4609

                #8
                I like cows they are good
                Outta Control Racing Ooo




                HTM high compression 306 319 Hp 342 Tq

                Stock headed 302 281HP/322TQ HTM E-85 Tune
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                • TRDon
                  ......because trackcar
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 13153

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SuperHO
                  I like cows they are good


                  mmmmmmmm......Hamberger
                  Originally posted by Hack
                  Why spend all that money just to get a worn out copy of a small block Ford? It's going to be in the junk yard for a reason. I understand you have a religion called LS motors and you have faith that the LS motors break the laws of physics and work better and cost less than anything else ever built. Plus they never wear out.

                  I disagree.

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                  • NAZISALEEN
                    Afro Samurai
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 12235

                    #10
                    you guys have to look at this objectivley( I can't spell) 8 Stomachs, Why? They only need one! Second, what do they do all the time at night when we aren't watching them? Super tuning spaceships and drinking beer waiting for the day they devulge to use they are ninja masters, they can walk on two legs, and then they will tell us tthe most horride truth, they scientificully(spelling again, I know) grew lawrence welk from a cow pie. I care about you all and just wanted to warn you.

                    I could be a tad bit nutz, but I just spent 48 hours in Wisconsin, so this should all make perfect sense, oh yeh, I am thinking of growing a mullet, maybe

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                    • Formula94
                      Identity Crisis
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 1310

                      #11
                      MMMmmmmmm...Steak....medium-rare
                      Nick Choban
                      94 Formula(auto)Vigilante 2800 stall TC, Jet Hot Long Tubes, CC306 cam, 4.10 Gears, Nitto drag radials
                      351.2rwhp/364.9rwtq
                      12.05@115.29 1.600 60'

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                      • NAZISALEEN
                        Afro Samurai
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 12235

                        #12
                        See we are all hooked, now I want a steak. Dammit, they are taking over.

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                        • Drunko McMoppo
                          Bloody Bill Brownlow
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 50752

                          #13
                          Originally posted by nazisaleen
                          See we are all hooked, now I want a steak. Dammit, they are taking over.
                          Not if we eat them fast enough.


                          Mmmm bloody as fuck filets.
                          1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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                          • NAZISALEEN
                            Afro Samurai
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 12235

                            #14
                            We should have a field trip and go cow tipping, ninja suit required!!

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                            • 92Frankenstein
                              SWAMP *****
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 3298

                              #15
                              Im too fat, they dont make a ninja suit to fit me...
                              Expect nothing less, maybe more. :idiot:
                              Originally posted by HerrKooled
                              OH SHIT AND IT'S OLD MAN OUT OF NOWHERE!! BOW!

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