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  • HAULNSS
    Northstar Detail Supply
    • May 2003
    • 11526

    #31
    Originally posted by CCr View Post
    kinda like the time I got a lapdance from a beat up stripper with a cast on.


    I had a dancer offer me candy bars from her kids (yes, more than one) school fundraisers before the lap dance started.
    1995 Impala SS / T56 equipped ~ 1995 Firehawk convertible ~ 1964 Riviera ~ 2015 Silverado crew LTZ 6.2L ~ 2017 Silverado 3500HD High Country ~ 1950 Chrysler Windsor

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    • CCr
      The penis has spoken.
      • Jun 2005
      • 10966

      #32
      Originally posted by HAULNSS View Post


      I had a dancer offer me candy bars from her kids (yes, more than one) school fundraisers before the lap dance started.
      you tell her "bitch I ain't getting a blowjob from ya so I'm already paying you for nothing. I'm not buying any overpriced candy."?
      Originally posted by xjfish
      Cool story bro. I prefer fat chicks.
      I'd be unstoppable if it weren't for law enforcement and physics.
      Raquel Petrowski 4/13/78-4/19/10

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      • CleanLX
        sno pro
        Admin
        • Mar 2003
        • 35005

        #33
        Originally posted by HAULNSS View Post


        I had a dancer offer me candy bars from her kids (yes, more than one) school fundraisers before the lap dance started.
        Maybe she assumed you were hungry.....


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        • HAULNSS
          Northstar Detail Supply
          • May 2003
          • 11526

          #34
          Originally posted by CleanLX View Post
          Maybe she assumed you were hungry.....



          That is a given. Fat people are always hungry.
          1995 Impala SS / T56 equipped ~ 1995 Firehawk convertible ~ 1964 Riviera ~ 2015 Silverado crew LTZ 6.2L ~ 2017 Silverado 3500HD High Country ~ 1950 Chrysler Windsor

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          • CleanLX
            sno pro
            Admin
            • Mar 2003
            • 35005

            #35
            Originally posted by HAULNSS View Post
            That is a given. Fat people are always hungry.
            Well then, I have a neighbor that is selling some chocolate bars........?

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            • NOTNSS
              x
              • Mar 2004
              • 42731

              #36
              Originally posted by CleanLX View Post
              Well then, I have a neighbor that is selling some chocolate bars........?
              I'll take 4 pallets.

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              • CleanLX
                sno pro
                Admin
                • Mar 2003
                • 35005

                #37
                Originally posted by NOTNSS View Post
                I'll take 4 pallets.

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                • punch
                  I'm back, what did I miss?
                  Admin
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 23979

                  #38
                  Fuzzy..
                  About Me :: Yes, I'm on twitter.

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                  • Joe M
                    Mustangless
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 18133

                    #39
                    Originally posted by NOTNSS View Post
                    I'll take 4 pallets.


                    sign me up for 11.

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                    • kineda
                      Fuck your Subaru
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 29884

                      #40
                      there should be a follow up poll asking if you actually would visit such a place would you go right for the hottest chick there or the beat up one legged scarred up chick with the open eye socket... i mean why not go balls out
                      Originally posted by LTDpower
                      You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
                      Originally posted by ProRauder
                      I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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                      • CCr
                        The penis has spoken.
                        • Jun 2005
                        • 10966

                        #41
                        Originally posted by kineda View Post
                        there should be a follow up poll asking if you actually would visit such a place would you go right for the hottest chick there or the beat up one legged scarred up chick with the open eye socket... i mean why not go balls out
                        open eye socket for sure. she's less likely to knife you when you are done.
                        Originally posted by xjfish
                        Cool story bro. I prefer fat chicks.
                        I'd be unstoppable if it weren't for law enforcement and physics.
                        Raquel Petrowski 4/13/78-4/19/10

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                        • OrangeCrush 86
                          /yawn
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 10085

                          #42
                          So you didn't have a condom then, huh. That's the only reason why any guy might bail. Especially when the first time is free.

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                          • Stormwalker
                            ggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggg
                            Moderator
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 21617

                            #43
                            I don't care what kind of rubber he might have had with him, I'm sure it would have been risky as hell. It's China after all. Evidently, brothels in parts of Europe can be pretty well managed regarding health where you wouldn't be in any more danger (usually less) than the average bar slut. However, if you've seen pictures of how factories and such are run in China, you can imagine the standards in other "industries" as well.

                            He should probably get tested just from the encounter he had.
                            Originally posted by Nick
                            The choice is easy.

                            Taxwalker.

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                            • OrangeCrush 86
                              /yawn
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 10085

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Stormwalker View Post
                              I don't care what kind of rubber he might have had with him, I'm sure it would have been risky as hell. It's China after all. Evidently, brothels in parts of Europe can be pretty well managed regarding health where you wouldn't be in any more danger (usually less) than the average bar slut. However, if you've seen pictures of how factories and such are run in China, you can imagine the standards in other "industries" as well.

                              He should probably get tested just from the encounter he had.
                              So basically what you are saying is that she is not up to your TCS baller standards.

                              One more thing fuzzy, you did jack shit for a fucking hour with this girl and didn't get a pic?

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                              • Max Power
                                PierreGustaveToutantBeaur egard
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 13086

                                #45
                                Originally posted by OrangeCrush 86 View Post
                                So basically what you are saying is that she is not up to your TCS baller standards.

                                One more thing fuzzy, you did jack shit for a fucking hour with this girl and didn't get a pic?
                                I think what he is saying is now Fuzzy has toe fungus.

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