TREADMILL/2 Pairs HANDCUFFS???? ANYONE??? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD????

[NAZISALEEN]

Yeah so I keep seeing alot of has been uber hotties around here who are now portly. So I have hatched a plan.

I will snatch the fat chicks who used to be hot luring them in with chocolate chip cookies, then cloroforming them.

When they awake they will be handcuffed to said treadmill. I figure roughly a week or so of straight treadmill and no food should do it.




Actually my buddy desperatly wants one, anyone got one around or know of anyone wanting to sell one????


Thanks for the help.

[CAMSS30]

[NAZISALEEN]

I actually do need to find a treadmill for my friend, it is kind of a emergency deal. Can anyone help??? Check with friends and family??

[TitaniumGT]

Call Dick Enrico

[Drunko McMoppo]

I've heard from Enrico's old neighbors that 2nd Wind was a front for his "other" business.

[TitaniumGT]

Corn dog vending?

[killerbee94]

Call Dick Enrico

[Drunko McMoppo]

Corn dog vending?

Yup. He is the Bologna king of the midwest.

[KrisR]

Yup. He is the Bologna king of the midwest.

That pales in comparison to being the sausage king of Chicago.

[Drunko McMoppo]

That pales in comparison to being the sausage king of Chicago.

That racket used to be run by old Creepy Karpis.

[NAZISALEEN]

Corn dog vending?

Honestly, HELP ME FIND A USED TREADMILL!!!!!!!!!

[NAZISALEEN]

Heeeellllooooooo?? Does anyone have a friend, relative, sasquatch... anyone with a decent treadmill for sale?????

[YouNeverSawMeHere]

Heeeellllooooooo?? Does anyone have a friend, relative, sasquatch... anyone with a decent treadmill for sale?????

I had one but then this fat chick married me and stole it when she left me.

[NAZISALEEN]

I had one but then this fat chick married me and stole it when she left me.

Why in the hell would a fat chick steal a treadmill.

[YouNeverSawMeHere]

Why in the hell would a fat chick steal a treadmill.

Flower pot holder.