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  • LadyCobra
    Sum Dum Ho
    • Sep 2007
    • 11671

    #31
    I'd heard he was a Sheep Fucker.
    09 Flex | 11 Escape | HELLFYR's Woman

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    • GoldenPlump
      TCS Homer
      • Jan 2004
      • 6863

      #32
      I met smithevo once.

      It was a humbling experience...I mean I've felt bad for people before, but I REALLY felt bad for that motherfucker





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      • LilRoush
        TRDon's little spoon
        • Apr 2005
        • 2214

        #33
        Do they make handcuffs that fit sheep?
        ~Matt
        1998 Roush M112: Aluminum block 4.6 2V T56 1 of 1 made
        1999 SVT: Daily driver, part time track car
        1970 Mach 1: Resto-modded 351W

        2000 Roush #5004: World's FIRST M112 supercharged V6 Mustang 1 fo 106 made SOLD, but not forgotten.

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        • Fernanernie
          Hot slut aficionado
          • Dec 2003
          • 50750

          #34
          Originally posted by kineda View Post
          i guess you didnt get the "daddy stitch" ?
          What you did there, I see it
          Dear Government, eventually the people with money will tell you to fuck off, and stop paying for those that don't work

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          • Steve
            eMechanic
            TCS Auto-X Driver
            • Nov 2002
            • 5381

            #35
            I put foil on the front of my gas tank to prevent fuel boil since I had to re-install dumps. It's working... Also, my Wilwood Road Race Brake kit came with slotted rotors.

            In addition...I think my fox is worth $12K, seriously.

            Furthermore, most corvette owners (especially zit ridden, fat asians) cannot fucking drive worth shit!!!

            Edit: Also, Seriously did that black chick think she'd have a chance @ Miss Carcraft, Hell Dancinstang had a better chance.
            My couch pulls out but I don't.

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            • SmithEvo
              Poppin' VTAK yo!
              • Nov 2004
              • 25468

              #36
              Originally posted by Jersey View Post
              He's my bitch....I make him put on his uniform and let me poke around his crack with his billy club. When he's good I let him use it on me...He's Tons of Fun!!!
              You don't need to let everybody in on our bedroom fun.

              Originally posted by 92MNstanger View Post
              I put foil on the front of my gas tank to prevent fuel boil since I had to re-install dumps. It's working... Also, my Wilwood Road Race Brake kit came with slotted rotors.

              In addition...I think my fox is worth $12K, seriously.

              Furthermore, most corvette owners (especially zit ridden, fat asians) cannot fucking drive worth shit!!!

              Edit: Also, Seriously did that black chick think she'd have a chance @ Miss Carcraft, Hell Dancinstang had a better chance.
              This was so off topic that I lol'ed
              Not at the table, Carlos.

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              • Sweet35th
                Tuning Deity
                • Oct 2002
                • 4768

                #37
                Originally posted by SmithEvo View Post
                You don't need to let everybody in on our bedroom fun.



                This was so off topic that I lol'ed
                Back to your cage!
                I send myself PM's so I roll with a full inbox! Sweet35th style!

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                • SmithEvo
                  Poppin' VTAK yo!
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 25468

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Sweet35th View Post
                  Back to your cage!
                  No dammit, this is my thread
                  Not at the table, Carlos.

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                  • Drunko McMoppo
                    Bloody Bill Brownlow
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 50752

                    #39
                    SmithEvo is a delightful fella, sorry about the salmonella.... Who needs a Kwik-e-Mart!!!! Not me.
                    1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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                    • Sweet35th
                      Tuning Deity
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 4768

                      #40
                      Originally posted by SmithEvo View Post
                      No dammit, this is my thread
                      That I created for you.
                      I send myself PM's so I roll with a full inbox! Sweet35th style!

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                      • SDK
                        #1McMoppoFan
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 12342

                        #41
                        MSN is the only TV guide I use

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                        • kineda
                          Fuck your Subaru
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 29884

                          #42
                          Originally posted by Sweet35th View Post
                          That I created for you.
                          you are still a tool for locking the clockwork thread
                          Originally posted by LTDpower
                          You are not Philip to me, you are customer #88306-B to me.
                          Originally posted by ProRauder
                          I submit that more I.T. people have disposable income to waste on making cars go fast

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                          • Drunko McMoppo
                            Bloody Bill Brownlow
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 50752

                            #43
                            Tool time with Tim the tool man Taylor!
                            1998 Buick Lesabre Custom

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                            • NAZISALEEN
                              Afro Samurai
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 12235

                              #44
                              Originally posted by 92MNstanger View Post

                              Edit: Also, Seriously did that black chick think she'd have a chance @ Miss Carcraft, Hell Dancinstang had a better chance.
                              OMG that is some of funniest shit I have ever read.

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                              • sinSStr
                                Pro lurker
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 27376

                                #45
                                Originally posted by 92MNstanger View Post
                                Edit: Also, Seriously did that black chick think she'd have a chance @ Miss Carcraft
                                Uhh, more of a chance than #2, whom was clearly a man.
                                '96 Impala SS #21,559 of 41,934
                                Rockin'98/Garage Couch Mafia

                                Originally posted by Outrun
                                You should write books. Your attention to detail had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I had no idea what to expect until I got to the end. And let me tell you, I came. Hard. Thanks! Will read again. Asset to TCS. A++++++++++
                                Originally posted by SVT5LITER
                                I had to unexpectedly part with a pair of briefs today, lol. Not totally sure what that was about
                                R.I.P. Rockin'98!

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