Poop raft

[KickAssFlash]

I need a poop raft update.

[MisterCMK]

It hit an iceberg and sank

[KickAssFlash]

It hit an iceberg and sank

Poor feller...

[MisterCMK]

Indeed.

It died doing what it loved

[KickAssFlash]

Will there be a remembrance ceremony?

[Outrun]

We actually had an unhappy customer do something like that in our customer bathroom. Had I know about this thread I would've taken pics

Well that was nice of them. To show them a sign of gratitude you should have:

1. Went to Taco Bell and consumed a large quantity of whatever makes your tummy rumble.
2. Went to some hipster store and bought (and then drinked) a gallon of fresh squeezed apple juice.
3. Find that customers car, wait until trouser chili is ready, and then empty your bowels into their open sunroof.
4. Profit.

[Gipper]

drinked

[av6ateu]

Well that was nice of them. To show them a sign of gratitude you should have:

1. Went to Taco Bell and consumed a large quantity of whatever makes your tummy rumble.
2. Went to some hipster store and bought (and then drinked) a gallon of fresh squeezed apple juice.
3. Find that customers car, wait until trouser chili is ready, and then empty your bowels into their open sunroof.
4. Profit.

There are a lot of things "I should have done". I still kind of need this crappy job at the end of the day though

[Stormwalker]

Indeed.

It died doing what it loved

http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/teenage-girl-dies-of-heart-attack-after-not-going-to-the-toilet-for-eight-weeks/ar-AAcpWVx

[Hack]

Yeah, why can't they be healthy like you?

Minnesota life expectancy: 78.8 years

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/09/life/source/3.htm

Beijing life expectancy: 79.8 years

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-02/04/content_414870.htm

I'll live here in Beijing, AND I'll shit in a bucket.

I take it they don't count the baby girls.

[Biff Tannen]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medi...eks/ar-AAcpWVx

"Girls pooping is news to me"

- Fernanernie

[Fernanernie]

"Girls pooping is news to me"

- Fernanernie

At least she died doing what she loved

-TCS